Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
Today, while I was on Spotify with smart shuffle enabled, it started playing a really stupid, but funny song I'd never heard in my life. I then looked at the cover and realized the song playing was AI-generated. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, needing some new music, I logged on to YouTube and clicked "Like" on a few different tracks I enjoy, hoping to spark some good suggestions from the algorithm. My “Personal Mix” now consists of boring, generic techno remixes, with videos showing 100% half-naked women and fast cars. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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Top comments
smileycupcake62 4
Wow. its okay, just listen to some justin bieber...
fuzz97 23
Sounds like you should seek some sort of counseling.
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Comments (222)
bigj1234 3
F I bet your fat and single so you probably had a lot of thumbs down
SamLiveFree_77 9
Love Yourself for who you are on the inside OP (:
linkinpark98 24
Why isn't this comment thumbed up more?!
iGreen 0
This makes me so angry. It's girls like you who try to make life hell for decent people.
SangFroid 3
Decent people? Who are "decent people?" Those who don't have any self-esteem problems? Come on.
iGreen 0
The ones who aren't going to take it out on others. Blame society, not the individual.
JiggyBoo123 11
Society is nothing more than a culmination of individuals. Blaming individuals gets things done faster than blaming society as a whole. You sir, are stupid.
silentbutfunny 0
Blame everybody else op. Blame everybody else
KiwiKitten 2
Kinda pathetic
randomnameflob 0
What an odd way to spell "very".
cheer153 0
Try picturing them as a man... Always helps me ;)
bromoryn 10
might wanna get over that huh? chances are that the majority of those singers will be beautified and photoshopped to look better than 90% of the population.
Aliluv141 3
Really? Im fat but I don't care. I'm maybe attracted to those women... I really hope not. People can joke about fat people all they want but they still haven't met me and spoken to me to judge. But seriously you need to get out and go shopping! Get off the pc and do something that would make you feel sexy
isabellaf029 2
The truth is some women are just gorgeous, and some of us aren't and have to make the most of what we got. You just have to find a way to gain confidence and flaunt your assets and OWN them. Don't listen to people telling you all beautiful women are all fake because they are not. Accept the duality, find your strengths, and make the most of them. Happiness is never impossible, and you are your worst enemy. Surpass that negativity and good luck!!!
TomHarrow 5
You, OP, need some ******* help.
melissa178 0
My favorite part is reading the comments