Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML
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Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML
Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my chest while I was sleeping and head-butted my nose to show she loves me. It was hard enough to crack it. FML
Today, my cat tried to look outside the window in my room by climbing on top of the air conditioner. It's already rather flimsy, as she had broken the accordions with her clumsiness last year. But this time, she somehow managed to make the AC fall out of the window, and she followed along with it. FML
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Top comments
alanamarieg 18
Sounds like a catastrophe.
Indianboy9321 25
I guess that's window pane.
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Comments (58)
alanamarieg 18
Sounds like a catastrophe.
katieemerr 15
That sucks OP! Hope you're okay..
baseballbv 17
I hope it didn't paws to stop lion on your face.
the_truth_lives 9
What a catastrophic event that well, made me lmao.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Puntastic.
patrickalamo 47
Cat scratch fervor...
mz135 12
Derp
Indianboy9321 25
I guess that's window pane.
cadillacgal79 32
This pun would've been better if you did "pain".
SoliDSt33L 33
@5, it wouldn't be a pun if 2 used "pain". Pain and pane are homophones, which is why pane makes a pun. In my opinion, "pain" would ruin the pun. Correct me if I'm wrong, though.
Pleonasm 35
Since they're homophones, if you put your mind to it then you can see the play on words from either way. It's kind of like looking at that spinning dancer silhouette gif that spins right or left depending on how you focus.
False_Stupidity 41
Ugh, that spinning dancer gif drives me nuts, it's evil!
DeltaDragonxx 20
no, just no.
thelittlemissy 29
At least the cat always lands on its feet
cakefete2 30
That makes it worse. Claws to the face plus force of gravity.
jerzjay 17
Hence why dogs are the best!
toowie_fml 20
That's one way to wake up
False_Stupidity 41
Not the recommended way or the most painless but you're right, it is a way. Guaranteed to cure the sleepy after-doze effect too!
Chibi_Kitten 24
Much better than an alarm clock because you can slam the snooze bar on an alarm clock.
tiguur 14
That really sucks... Hope youre okay! But in the future, i suggest you sleep with the window closed..
Respect101 17
The window wasn't necessarily open, my cat always slept up on the window sill. (I'm not sure how to spell that sill, sorry)
toowie_fml 20
Yea my cats like sit up there to hide behind the curtains.
worldclassrager 39
I sure hope he was declawed
Welshite 39
Declawing is a cruel practice.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
I say we take #9's fingers off at the first joint and see how they like it! Kidding...kind of. (That's what declawing is. You can't just remove the claw, it'll simply grow back). Causes a lot of cats lifelong pain and problems.
Pandaburr1 15
Sounds like you're a pussy magnet!
buckstop1 37
Or a ball magnet
Nexoux 18
Show that pussy what happens when you try to jump up to a window, and fail.
steveykinz0967 16
At least you didn't catch him in a more sensitive area
cakefete2 30
I'm almost paws-itive that this would constitute kitty on kitty violence.
whenitdidhappen 14
still a bit funny though
OhWhoCares 42
I'm picturing OP's cat as a Garfield look-a-like, who lazily hopped towards the window but wasn't quite able to swing his (or her) gut over the window sill and landed on the OP. I can't stop laughing :)..