That sucks OP! Hope you're okay..

I hope it didn't paws to stop lion on your face.

What a catastrophic event that well, made me lmao.

Puntastic.

Cat scratch fervor...

Derp

This pun would've been better if you did "pain".

@5, it wouldn't be a pun if 2 used "pain". Pain and pane are homophones, which is why pane makes a pun. In my opinion, "pain" would ruin the pun. Correct me if I'm wrong, though.

Since they're homophones, if you put your mind to it then you can see the play on words from either way. It's kind of like looking at that spinning dancer silhouette gif that spins right or left depending on how you focus.

Ugh, that spinning dancer gif drives me nuts, it's evil!

no, just no.

That makes it worse. Claws to the face plus force of gravity.

Not the recommended way or the most painless but you're right, it is a way. Guaranteed to cure the sleepy after-doze effect too!

Much better than an alarm clock because you can slam the snooze bar on an alarm clock.

The window wasn't necessarily open, my cat always slept up on the window sill. (I'm not sure how to spell that sill, sorry)

Yea my cats like sit up there to hide behind the curtains.

Declawing is a cruel practice.

I say we take #9's fingers off at the first joint and see how they like it! Kidding...kind of. (That's what declawing is. You can't just remove the claw, it'll simply grow back). Causes a lot of cats lifelong pain and problems.

Or a ball magnet

Show that pussy what happens when you try to jump up to a window, and fail.

I'm almost paws-itive that this would constitute kitty on kitty violence.

I'm picturing OP's cat as a Garfield look-a-like, who lazily hopped towards the window but wasn't quite able to swing his (or her) gut over the window sill and landed on the OP. I can't stop laughing :)..