Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, I finally realized that when my seemingly very judgmental fiancé makes negative comments about other women, it's actually just an excuse to keep ogling them. FML
Today, while I was on Spotify with smart shuffle enabled, it started playing a really stupid, but funny song I'd never heard in my life. I then looked at the cover and realized the song playing was AI-generated. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, needing some new music, I logged on to YouTube and clicked "Like" on a few different tracks I enjoy, hoping to spark some good suggestions from the algorithm. My “Personal Mix” now consists of boring, generic techno remixes, with videos showing 100% half-naked women and fast cars. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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Top comments
smileycupcake62 4
Wow. its okay, just listen to some justin bieber...
fuzz97 23
Sounds like you should seek some sort of counseling.
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Comments (222)
fancyclown 9
Que the Ancient Aliens dude. "Women."
lunaC 2
I don't think that belongs on FML that's just sad. You're judging people on their appearance (however airbrushed it may be) and somehow thats FML?
kei1108 13
Please learn how to value people for more than just their looks. I wish people focused more on intelligence, character, or good works. Beauty means nothing without these things. Try to find other (healthier) ways to solve your insecurity problems. you're beautiful just the way you are! We all are.
hilary56 0
Cover artist are always gonna be good looking. Too bad
barlozak 1
It's okay like sucks but u can get over it
firefighter4567 0
It's okay 99.9% of women are prob. Hotter than u
Kaylala1911 0
I feel the same way. I freaked out on my boyfriend cuz he wanted to watch a movie that had a naked girl in it. Definitely need counseling.
thats_my_job 11
Was it a porno?
AwesomeFMLs 0
Those people are fake, so don't worry ;D
firefighterjohn 9
women...
Greatness17 2
What is beauty, besides a standard created by beings who have more pull on the majority of the populace than a regular human being... Beauty is a word... It means little to me