My drip

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 798
You deserved it 66 918

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You're just lucky your house didn't catch on fire.

YDI, but maybe you're lucky you didn't go. Supposing you had been inside when it burst into flames.

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If it was 10 ft. away, wouldn't your house catch on fire? Obvious YDI is obvious, by the way.

K i'm new to this whole fml stuff. what does YDI mean?

You Deserve It.

Why the fuck do so many people vote YDI on this? How could he have known this? And also, it's not like you've never been lazy in your life. How does someone who's a bit too lazy to pick up his clothes that day deserve to have them all burned?

maybe it was across the street

#2 it's called a fire department.. Retard.

#41--It's called "Fire spreads quickly"...douche.

@ #22, Well, yes, we've been lazy. and if something sucky happened to us for being lazy, woudn't we say that we deserved it? You're just one of those people who give other people excuses in life because you need to use them also. If you're lazy, YDI.

Well I got one for you.. I posted the story and there's a driveway between my house and the apartment complex / dry cleaner.. So unless you thought my house was dowsed in gasoline it would have been impossible for the fire to spread while firemen were spraying it down. What do have for me now smart ass?

karmas a bitch lol

12, FML - Fuck my life FYL - Fuck your life YDI - You deserved/did it

Haha bro, was it worth it? bet not, now your sitting there thinking, if i had moved three minutes ago i could have saved my clothes, i bet you set it on fire just so you could post it on fml. didn't you? DIDNT YOU!!!!!

You're just lucky your house didn't catch on fire.

Lazy much? Sheesh, how big are you? YDI.

At least you dont have to pay for them since you pay when you pick up. YDI you lazy fuck

Haha totally deserved.

YDI. But it still sucks.

You are really lucky your house wasn't included. I've suffered a housefire, and I promise it's a worse day. Hopefully, though, you'll get some kind of compensation.

YDI, but maybe you're lucky you didn't go. Supposing you had been inside when it burst into flames.

As you watch the lion in the tall grass stalking it’s prey you have to wonder, what it is that’s going through his mind, is it a huge strategic plan on where and how he will attack? Is it “food food food food food?” Is it “ummmm this fly is bugging the crap out of me I need to eat something antelope your up, wait look at my tail it’s so pretty I love it, I wonder how tall I have to be to touch the sky?” Truth is unless you get struck by 13 lightning bolts at the same time you will never know. Why 13 lighting bolts? If that happened it’s a scientific fact you would not die. Your inner ear would slightly shift north and you would be able to hear humans and animals, what they said and what they thought. You don’t believe me? Look it up I wouldn’t lie, I’ll even give you the website to go look it up on www.websitewithonlytruestuffonit.com/about/animals/lightning/thinking/humans/coolstuff. This webpage shows how when you are jarred by 13 lightning bolts you do get some pretty darn cool powers, powers that I would want, especially if I had gone through something as painful as being struck by 13 lightning bolts. I guess you could say it’s like going to a really painful dentist, immense pain but yay treat! So you might be wondering where does it go from here, how could he possibly do anything more with where he has put himself, and I say to you, meh we shall see. Being now I’m in an even harder spot to start something than before and it just continues to be the case the more and more I talk about it. But than you have to look beyond the point that other people wouldn’t be able to do it perfectly, you look at the fact that it’s getting close to being done and that it is what it is and if you can’t accept that than, you will never truly live, well you will probably live a full and healthy life and this probably won’t affect your life at all but who’s to say I didn’t try right?

WHAT IN THE WORLD... are you talking about lol

Are you tripping on acid right now??? You sound like you are having a great time

hahahahahhahahahaha i like where this is goin..

Hmm... I'm guessing somebody doesn't get out a whole lot.

What the #13?