Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
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libido_fml 0
you should post the video, it'll make you famous
creepermagnet 0
Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)
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Comments (173)
BeeSkwaird 0
*altar
Thebigmaccc 0
Your love for him is like diarrhea. you just cant hold it in. lol.
okieraider71 4
This is what a real FML is supposed to be like. Sorry your special day got crapped on (even if it was by you). Bright side: you found out fast how he takes the "For Worse" part.
CallMeHush 1
That is so horrible, we need to share your pain. PICS or it didn't happen!
Hermyoni 0
Epic Fail. OP I definitely say FYL. That has got to suck.
iloveloosy12 0
woah that's epic!
goldenone 2
girls can't poo.. this isn't real.
Zills 0
Wow you're ******* stupid.
CallMeHush 1
It is a joke tool. Nice to see you tho.
DJ_Chutfield 4
I'm probably odd, but I'd find that hilarious if I was the groom.
Thoureau 0
I know I'm odd, but if I were the groom, I'd beat my dick like I beat up that Cambodian that kept stealing my lawn ornaments.
hummingbug 2
wow. that really sucks!! i feel so sorry for you lol. fyl
npeezle 0
I call a fake. Prove it OP!