Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
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Cian_1
| 28
Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)
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Wizardo
| 33
Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)
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Cian_1
| 28
Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)
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Wizardo
| 33
Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)
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Welshite
| 39
You just described my dream scooter.
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aGMAELSTR0M
| 10
It's ok, OP. I'd rather spend a day on a throne than a few fleeting seconds on stage, too ;)
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KeatonHanson
| 28
Congratulations on your graduation, mine was a few days ago and it was phenomenal, I'm sure yours will be great too.
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slingerslasher
| 24
" ;) "
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hkhan24
| 23
Yeah there's no solution to that. Unlucky dude..
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Bunnyluver
| 20
I drink this Meta stuff that you stir into water and in about an hour it works! Probably no use to you now, but hopefully it helps in the future.
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jimeple
| 12
Imodium
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Qandol
| 26
Time to wear Adult size Diaper, when it smell, give the people next you a dirty Look, so this way the blame is on them.
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morgan_fffff
| 7
Some nice Pepto bismol may help
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pokkrz
| 8
Personally, I'd say "Great movie, isn't it?" Wait for them to reply then notice who said it.