By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
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Cian_1 28
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Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)

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Wizardo 33

Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)

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Cian_1 28
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Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)

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Wizardo 33

Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)

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Welshite 39
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You just described my dream scooter.

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aGMAELSTR0M 10
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It's ok, OP. I'd rather spend a day on a throne than a few fleeting seconds on stage, too ;)

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KeatonHanson 28
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Congratulations on your graduation, mine was a few days ago and it was phenomenal, I'm sure yours will be great too.

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hkhan24 23
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Yeah there's no solution to that. Unlucky dude..

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Bunnyluver 20
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I drink this Meta stuff that you stir into water and in about an hour it works! Probably no use to you now, but hopefully it helps in the future.

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Qandol 26
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Time to wear Adult size Diaper, when it smell, give the people next you a dirty Look, so this way the blame is on them.

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morgan_fffff 7
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Some nice Pepto bismol may help

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pokkrz 8
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Personally, I'd say "Great movie, isn't it?" Wait for them to reply then notice who said it.

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