FML : Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By lunarclips - / Monday 27 June 2016 14:08 / Canada - Brandon

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By Cian_1 | 28

#6637930 - Monday 27 June 2016 11:23

Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)

By Wizardo | 33

#6637938 - Monday 27 June 2016 11:28

Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)

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By Cian_1 | 28

#6637930 - Monday 27 June 2016 11:23

Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)

By Wizardo | 33

#6637938 - Monday 27 June 2016 11:28

Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)

Welshite | 39

#6637940 - Monday 27 June 2016 11:29

You just described my dream scooter.

By aGMAELSTR0M | 10

#6637974 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:10

It's ok, OP. I'd rather spend a day on a throne than a few fleeting seconds on stage, too ;)

By KeatonHanson | 28

#6637989 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:26

Congratulations on your graduation, mine was a few days ago and it was phenomenal, I'm sure yours will be great too.

slingerslasher | 24

#6638081 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 03:11

" ;) "

By hkhan24 | 23

#6637990 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:26

Yeah there's no solution to that. Unlucky dude..

By Bunnyluver | 20

#6637993 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:30

I drink this Meta stuff that you stir into water and in about an hour it works! Probably no use to you now, but hopefully it helps in the future.

By jimeple | 12

#6638018 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:50

Imodium

By Qandol | 26

#6638050 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 01:42

Time to wear Adult size Diaper, when it smell, give the people next you a dirty Look, so this way the blame is on them.

By morgan_fffff | 7

#6638115 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 04:51

Some nice Pepto bismol may help

By pokkrz | 8

#6638134 - Tuesday 28 June 2016 05:44

Personally, I'd say "Great movie, isn't it?" Wait for them to reply then notice who said it.

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