lmao oh unintended puns. you should've continued on and said "I was just offering because I didn't want you to have to hold your bits in your hands," just to really seal the deal

So I guess he doesn't want you to cum onto him either.

Nuts, its not like you were asking him to screw. Don't get to washed up about it, it'll only throw a spanner in your works.

Don't you just love awkward moments?

He's already got an old bag at home!

At least it would be a fairly original pick up line. Although, I don't know how he interpreted that as a line given the context of the situation.

It's weird of him to come to that conclusion after buying bits.

Am I the only one who doesn't understand how that works? How does "bag for your bits" sound flirtatious in any way?

I don't get the pick up line. It flew past my head.

I'm assuming we're from two places that are verrry far away from each other, as I didn't really get the innuendo. Anyone care to explain?