By hardwarekit - 31/10/2014 14:27 - United States - Fairport

Today, a customer bought several drill bits. When I asked him, "Do you want a bag for your bits?" he just stared at me uncomfortably, apparently thinking I was trying to come onto him. FML
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turdoblast 21

lmao oh unintended puns. you should've continued on and said "I was just offering because I didn't want you to have to hold your bits in your hands," just to really seal the deal

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Nymeria_fml 25

So I guess he doesn't want you to cum onto him either.

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turdoblast 21

lmao oh unintended puns. you should've continued on and said "I was just offering because I didn't want you to have to hold your bits in your hands," just to really seal the deal

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sayyestothedress 24

Plot twist: OP really was trying to come onto him

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Nymeria_fml 25

So I guess he doesn't want you to cum onto him either.

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tony1891 22

thats a "bit" kinky i would say.

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Nymeria_fml 25

Well, it's his fault really. He shouldn't be at the hardware store unless he wants something hard.

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redneck66 11

thats hilarious haha...but yeah, kinky. but kinys good, dont get me wrong. ;)

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Wizardo 33

Nuts, its not like you were asking him to screw. Don't get to washed up about it, it'll only throw a spanner in your works.

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redneck66 11

you worked really hard on that haha:) looks like it. its like a joke on a joke on a joke.

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gurbism 16

At least it would be a fairly original pick up line. Although, I don't know how he interpreted that as a line given the context of the situation.

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Mynamewontfi 40

It's weird of him to come to that conclusion after buying bits.

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redneck66 11

I think he was checkin her out...THEN she said that and he went into like a porno kinda trance.

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Likian5 26

Am I the only one who doesn't understand how that works? How does "bag for your bits" sound flirtatious in any way?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I'm assuming we're from two places that are verrry far away from each other, as I didn't really get the innuendo. Anyone care to explain?

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