By hardwarekit - /
Friday 31 October 2014 14:27 /
United States - Fairport
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turdoblast
| 21
lmao oh unintended puns. you should've continued on and said "I was just offering because I didn't want you to have to hold your bits in your hands," just to really seal the deal
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Nymeria_fml
| 25
So I guess he doesn't want you to cum onto him either.
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turdoblast
| 21
lmao oh unintended puns. you should've continued on and said "I was just offering because I didn't want you to have to hold your bits in your hands," just to really seal the deal
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sayyestothedress
| 24
Plot twist: OP really was trying to come onto him
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Nymeria_fml
| 25
So I guess he doesn't want you to cum onto him either.
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tony1891
| 22
thats a "bit" kinky i would say.
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Nymeria_fml
| 25
Well, it's his fault really. He shouldn't be at the hardware store unless he wants something hard.
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redneck66
| 11
thats hilarious haha...but yeah, kinky. but kinys good, dont get me wrong. ;)
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Wizardo
| 33
Nuts, its not like you were asking him to screw. Don't get to washed up about it, it'll only throw a spanner in your works.
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redneck66
| 11
you worked really hard on that haha:) looks like it. its like a joke on a joke on a joke.
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CrAzYELF4
| 26
Thank you for explaining that #21.
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leviheichou
| 15
Don't you just love awkward moments?
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Earths_Venus
| 25
He's already got an old bag at home!
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gurbism
| 16
At least it would be a fairly original pick up line. Although, I don't know how he interpreted that as a line given the context of the situation.
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
It's weird of him to come to that conclusion after buying bits.
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redneck66
| 11
I think he was checkin her out...THEN she said that and he went into like a porno kinda trance.
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Likian5
| 26
Am I the only one who doesn't understand how that works? How does "bag for your bits" sound flirtatious in any way?
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yuggi1
| 11
I don't get the pick up line. It flew past my head.
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chidexy
| 21
Yeah me too
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
I'm assuming we're from two places that are verrry far away from each other, as I didn't really get the innuendo. Anyone care to explain?
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