FML : Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security...

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Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 13 October 2009 15:53 / United States

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By Morokea | 0

#619659 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:44

A rock shall be your new best friend.

By canucksrule88 | 0

#619666 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:46

damn some divine power must hate you

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By Morokea | 0

#619659 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:44

A rock shall be your new best friend.

Labamba | 0

#619880 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 21:14

True...

kmfyr | 0

#620211 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 4:34

...in more ways than one.

YANKSFAN4EVER | 0

#1267000 - Thursday 19 August 2010 6:54

nice job smarty pants!

mduffy08 | 8

#4254305 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 16:51

Op whips out his iPhone and posts this on FML.

By canucksrule88 | 0

#619666 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:46

damn some divine power must hate you

By PlasmaWafflez | 0

#619670 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:47

hahahahahaha dude that sucks ass

By michellyy__ | 0

#619671 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:47

Awww

By Mx_Rider | 6

#619682 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:50

some bull shit happened to me one day last year even though the lady in the front knew me she wouldnt let me go through

By Syn_fml | 0

#619688 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:51

There are so many ways YDI that I don't even know where to begin.

RataBlanca | 0

#619787 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 20:29

My exact thought. One YDI isn't enough.

By 604 | 11

#619709 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:56

bahahaha

By Hydra_fml | 0

#619713 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:57

Catch-22 in action.

By peoc | 0

#619715 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:57

yet you managed to find a pc and comment.

PS yes i KNOW 'today' doesnt nessesarily mean today, im just wondering :S

NatashaLynn | 0

#620129 - Wednesday 14 October 2009 3:36

Maybe they used their phone dumbshit.

By kristidgranger | 3

#619717 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 19:58

pop-a-lock!

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