mattttbob
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fatnick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
rawdoglyfe69
Helena, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Namibia 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I found my girlfriend in bed with her gym trainer. They said they were doing cardio. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
That's hot
Today, I found out my girlfriend only became my girlfriend because she was bored of having Tinder sex with dozens of guys and decided having a boyfriend she could cheat on with dozens of guys from Tinder would make the sex hotter and kinkier, like a dirty shameful secret to turn her on more. FML
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beddington 7
Doesn't matter had sex.
MasterE56 4
Nothing wrong with that!
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Comments (206)
papi_dulce 1
You must be stupid if you actually put this on FML. I don't even know what to put because you don't deserve it. Your complaining about having sex. If I were in your position I would be "working out" all the time. Count yourself lucky some of us are with someone we love but the other person wants to wait until marriage. So man the **** up and handle that shit like a ******* man.
Lucky7Samson 10
STILL COUNTS!
poloy325 9
Realize q
IXChaosDragonXI 13
You deserve it for not having the motivation to exercise on your own.
ClassyJJZ 9
Hey, at least it involves sex :]
Dimondshard27 7
Is that such a bad thing?
marthamydear23 9
and you're complaining?? she is your girlfriend...im going to assume she likes you....what is your issue?