This FML sounds so familiar!

Stop slobbering drinking from the toilet and chewing on your ass. Problem solved

Stop being stupid and bad. YDI for being stupid and bad. If you weren't stupid and bad, then he wouldn't speak to you in the same voice that he does the dog.

Anyone wanna gø for inverse, converse, and/or contrapositive?

(the dad yelling at OP) " Stupid bitch, What did I tell you about shitting on the carpet! You're sleeping outside tonight!"

I guess you're an AC-130 transformer who transforms into a lolrific human.

don't vote for Pedro!!!

My name isn't Pedro and I am not running for president.
Ac-130 pic got copied by someone else, not fun anymore!

you sure look like him!

Umm thanks? I guess? :D

no problem.

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lol ur cute(:

bohoo get over it.

nice Job copying someone elses fml and just changing the words. loser

"No! Sit! Down, dumb dog! Potty OUTSIDE. You go potty OUTSIDE!"

why was that moderated? we can't use emojis now?!

ydi op.. ydi...

what's ur point?

she obviously doesn't feel respected with the tone her dad talks to her in. although it might just be she is bad like the dog hahahah

I like your hair!

thanks :D

You look like Hayley Williams! And I love your hair too!

maybe it's because your dad considers her a female dog

you won't believe how many times I hear that haha! thanks!

I was always punished with respect

Quit being a bitch.

I remember you perdix , you're the cunt who had a go at someone spelling "colour" differently, and caused an hour long argument. Fuck you, dickweed,

ohh I get it now!!! bitch=female dog!!

lol whos perdix

Stop labelling, and get a REAL picture, asshole.
Scene kids aren't different then anyone else, they just happen to dress differently then you, and you can't accept that.

chill dude it's a joke. half of my friends are "scene". and stfu like you don't label too. "asshole"

at least i have a picture

51 Butthurt much?

WTF is a 'scene kid'?

A sad excuse for a person.

How is this considered a fml...? Your were on earth before the dog so technically he talks to the dog the same way he talks to you. Either way what does it matter? It's not like he's buying it shoes or taking it bowling so really there's not that big of a problem here dude...

Is your name Rover too

Because THAT'S an FML...

yay for having a guy brain!

lol guy brain= sexsex sexsexsexT.V.sexsexsexsex sexvideogamessexsexsex

PS your not really fat just chubby; which I've heard is hot.

"things could always be worse, for instance you could be ugly and work in the post office." -Adrine E. Gustto

lol!

D:< My dads's talked to me in that voice ever since I remember. He talks to my mom that way too. Meh.

Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?

ha!

That was the OP's father.

HOW is that an FML? 