Animals: Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dogsbody - 27/05/2019 02:30

Today, I noticed that my dad scolds me in the same tone of voice that he uses to scold our two dogs. Gives a whole new meaning to being treated like a dog. FML

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By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By nerderer - 15/03/2015 14:57 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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By mettaton - 17/01/2019 00:00

Today, I realized that my mom talks to me with the exact same tone of voice she uses for my little cousin. I’m 23 and my cousin is 2. FML

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faifai_fml 21

Friday 15 October 2010 23:37

does he smack you with a rolled up newspaper too?

Stunsz 0

Friday 15 October 2010 23:09

Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?

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kellyc007 0

Friday 15 October 2010 23:18

that means he thinks your a beyotch

bigbadtim 7

Friday 15 October 2010 23:22

Bad dog, bad, bad, dog.

faifai_fml 21

Friday 15 October 2010 23:37

does he smack you with a rolled up newspaper too?

Sarra88 4

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:07

lmao!! Oh, that's an awesome image!

Nyc__Princess 0

Friday 15 October 2010 23:49

& that's a bad thing ?

gibby1235 6

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:39

well some people aren't used to getting molested by their dads. so back off foo.

Nyc__Princess 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 7:21

molested ? Lmao !

Doortje 29

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:01

So stop being a bad dog! WOOF.

adorkable_spazz 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:05

that sucks /:

Desurain23 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:17

posted a month earlier. nice repeat

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:24

I noticed this too.

tygerarmy 35

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:19

Bad OP, bad. No. No. Drop it. Drop. It. Now go to your room.

jakii_ 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:21

you feel stupid now, don't you?

rogerover 19

Saturday 16 October 2010 0:53

tell him what you told us. but wait for the right time. you know, when you know he's in a good mood. check how you talk to him too.

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Same thing different taste

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Good boy

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