Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Dogsbody
Today, I noticed that my dad scolds me in the same tone of voice that he uses to scold our two dogs. Gives a whole new meaning to being treated like a dog. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
nerderer
Duluth, United States
Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Cecilly2010
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
When all else fails, talk to the kitty
United States
My one true friend
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
anonomys
Canada
Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML
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faifai_fml 21
does he smack you with a rolled up newspaper too?
Stunsz 0
Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?
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Comments (80)
FreeWolf_fml 0
lolll me too :(
lionofjudah21 0
this shud be an fml 4 the dog
fishboy123 7
can someone explain how this is an fml? op suck it up, just ignore him. dont be a whiny little baby.
bibilovesu 0
this is totally a repost
CallMeHush 1
Awwww, sounds like someone wants their tummy rubbed.
psaphier 9
go fetch me a beer bitch!
MadamGeek 0
Stop taking a wee on the carpet then.
Quinzel_fml 0
same here
acultangel 3
My girlffriend calls me her puppy some times. At times i answer to "good boy" and "bad boy"
teentee401 37
Then stop ******** on the carpet