Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Dogsbody
Today, I noticed that my dad scolds me in the same tone of voice that he uses to scold our two dogs. Gives a whole new meaning to being treated like a dog. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
nerderer
Duluth, United States
Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Cecilly2010
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
When all else fails, talk to the kitty
United States
My one true friend
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
anonomys
Canada
Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML
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faifai_fml 21
does he smack you with a rolled up newspaper too?
Stunsz 0
Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?
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Comments (80)
TheDrifter 24
wincest?
Charlotteeexx 0
i'd be annoyed..
evilcartman 0
haha good call #35 wow person must really be looking for sympathy.
SARSvirus79 0
Lol. My mother named me after a dog.. :-S
zun19a 0
you must be an idiot
inlove86 0
wow that really suck for you
ImCool7 0
ydi for spelling realized wrong
ObviouslyJesus 1
Well maybe if you weren't as ugly as a dog he wouldn't do that.
cherrycoke789 0
hahah read the fml on top of this one and itll make you chuckle
MrWinner 0
Bad girl, bad girl. No fml