Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
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Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
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Top comments
EmilianaLondon 14
Sorry but you are the epitome of stupidity.
golden_warrior 23
You should put your brain in there to see if you can charge it
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Comments (563)
WompWompWomp123 7
I guess you missed the part where it said, "lol, just kidding, fucktard"
justindrew14 29
i agree
TypeBbitch 15
And this is why you shouldn't get advice from the Internet
sammyjanette 17
Aren't you giving advice on the internet?
Nyx_fml 23
Yeah, Op. Listen to TypeBbitch's advice from the Internet.
TypeBbitch 15
@102, lol yeah my comment is pretty hypocritical once I think about it, but I meant online advice in a sense of there being many phony shortcuts or scams on how to do certain things such as the whole microwaving your phone for a better charge.
ArielTheMermaid 17
But they can't put anything in the Internet that isn't true!
Adree 15
And where did you hear that?
ikilledaman 9
The internet.
ffrostay 5
How retarded are you?
addioty 19
Do we really need to use retarded as an insult?
Batterypost 23
retarded [rɪˈtɑːdɪd] adj (Psychology) underdeveloped, esp mentally and esp having an IQ of 70 to 85 I think that "retarded" is a pretty accurate term, seeing as I doubt that OP's IQ is above 85 and his/her brain must be underdeveloped to believe such a thing.
oliviaa96 5
Well at least your phone matches your brain.
theresstilllight 5
I... What. Seriously?
HisHarleyQuinn 14
Yes, because we should all put our expensive means of communication into a device that cooks food. That seems like a fantastic idea.
Cindy_Smiles 12
why would you do it in the first place?
Pleonasm 35
I heard that sticking your head in the microwave makes your neurons fire faster and therefore make you smarter.
xSalashawty 30
I really ******* hope this fml is fake..
Not_Impressed13 9
Well.. at least your phone is smart...
kmccain 27
Was. Op's phone was smart.
TheBrochure 22
#170 - That's more than OP could ever hold a candle to!
Not_Impressed13 9
I sit corrected. :)
destineepanic 5
Lol not anymore.