Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
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Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
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Top comments
EmilianaLondon 14
Sorry but you are the epitome of stupidity.
golden_warrior 23
You should put your brain in there to see if you can charge it
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Comments (563)
blackwidowtaco 31
Op seems like the type of individual who would be gullible enough to believe Google if they announced that the world was going to immensely self destruct tomorrow, via their ever changing Google picture text. Tsk.
stitesy29 18
You dense ************
Sarahandlucas 9
OP, what happened to YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET!!
Winnowyl 25
Because they can't put it on the internet if it's not true...
davek 36
I'm a deposed Nigerian prince with $20M that I need to sneak out of the country. Let me use your bank details and I'll give you a 50% cut.
baba01_fml 17
I had that in my email!!! Hahahahahaha
CountEjacula 8
YDI to the max.
lovethesidewalk 19
Ohh my. Don't procreate.. please?
Beccarella 4
OP won't understand such a big word! haha
lovethesidewalk 19
You're right. Allow me to reiterate (that means repeat, OP) Having babies is a no no! Better? (:
blackonblight 32
How about just "no fucky fucky!"
faireanjell 5
Your lack of knowledge about electronics means that you should not attempt to operate them
lovevw 3
you should probably stay off the Internet
PurpleDrankkx 7
You don't deserve what little brain cells you have.