Transportation: Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself...

By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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You deserved it 19 460

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 38 818

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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You deserved it 8 007

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 13 180

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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You deserved it 8 479

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 13 885

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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You deserved it 5 905

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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You deserved it 4 798

RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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You deserved it 2 943

By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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You deserved it 10 933

By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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You deserved it 5 117

lizzzie_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:25

You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.

danielrp34 7

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:40

Good.....Let the evil run through you.....

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ale81addict4life 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 23:33

did it just hit the front bumper or did it roll under the tires to? if so what do your tires look like

Blacksnake_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 3:15

Hey kapowi, that guy/girl just has something called FEELINGS. Maybe an animal's life is not worth more than a humans, but it's worth WAY MORE than yours.

jazzmancarron 11

Friday 6 November 2009 9:04

thump MEOW!!!!.................. 5 minutes later, thump hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...... rofl.

somename1223132 5

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:24

How fyl more like ftl

zelly05 0

Monday 4 January 2010 19:08

FTL...for the two innocent animals :( how sad..:(

ile2010 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:21

I've run over someone's cat before. I still feel bad about it. However, it was the damn idiot animal's fault. Have any of you seen just how stupid cats are? I mean I have two cat-tards of my own and would never let them out of the house. The cat that I ran over litterally waited for me to drive by when it decided to bolt right IN FRONT of the car. I was doing 35 mph and had no time to react. I didn't even have a chance to see what animal I hit (I thought it was a squirrel at first). There were no cars ahead or behind me. Had the cat waited another second, or crossed a second earlier, it would still be alive.

hockeystud19 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 0:03

not a fml

jadeeeeeee 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 11:49

asshole you could of at least moved the cat off the road

winemysavior 4

Tuesday 15 June 2010 11:02

awww that's sad. i hit one tonight and i'm feeling horrible. i cried too, i tried controlling it but it sucks. luckily it was night for me so no one was out in the woods. to all those bitchin that it could have been a child, i hope i run over yours.. juuuust saying. leave her alone, none of you are saints and you probably do stupid shit all the time, especially while driving, so get over yourselves. done.