By I'm a moron - 27/05/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up in an empty room. Thinking I'd been kidnapped, I kicked the door in. The previous night was a blur, and thought I'd been drugged. I was actually in the room my friends had put me in last night, because I went on a drunken rampage. It cost me $100 for a new door. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

It may be time to take that as a wake-up call. If you went on a drunken rampage you have some issues which need to be addressed.

Kidnapped? who actually comes to that as a first assumption. Your problem solving skills are non existent. Also, seek help for your abundant drinking problem.

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Your username about sums it up.

Mungolikecandy 19

It may be time to take that as a wake-up call. If you went on a drunken rampage you have some issues which need to be addressed.

Kidnapped? who actually comes to that as a first assumption. Your problem solving skills are non existent. Also, seek help for your abundant drinking problem.

So, basically, drunk or sober, you always break stuff ?

Maybe it was just one of those days

why wouldn't you check your phone, or try to open then door normally first at least?

PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a kicky situation!