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Your username about sums it up.
So, basically, drunk or sober, you always break stuff ?
Maybe it was just one of those days
why wouldn't you check your phone, or try to open then door normally first at least?
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It may be time to take that as a wake-up call. If you went on a drunken rampage you have some issues which need to be addressed.
Kidnapped? who actually comes to that as a first assumption. Your problem solving skills are non existent. Also, seek help for your abundant drinking problem.