By good citizen - 27/11/2011 08:58 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
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xosportsgirl14x 8

Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!

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kikiluv 1

Would you like sone aloe Vera for that burn;)

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bizarre_ftw 21

Subtly slap her in a crowded area as you walk past, then act like nothing happened when she freaks out on you and let the crowd take care of her

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CrisisH3ro 0

what a bitch-a-roony-doony

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emilyfreeman 0

That's awesome :) I had the same thing happen when I was in 8th grade :))) hip hip hurray ! :P fml

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KiddNYC1O 20

Bitches be crazy. Kindly extend your leg and trip her...

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lpietr21 9

To return good for good is human. To return bad for good is evil. But to return good for bad is divine.

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blackmetalfan 5

If you run into the bitch again you should punch her.

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huh_what 4

That's what you get when you try to be nice to someone.

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