Love: Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person...

By good citizen - 27/11/2011 08:58 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

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By noname - 22/12/2008 11:54 - France

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML

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By Gamergirl137 - 16/01/2016 02:28 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 04:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy and we decided to go see a movie. As we were walking in, I saw my ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend. I tried to avoid them, but my left heel got caught in a crack in the pavement and I fell face-first onto the ground. My ex and his girlfriend saw me, laughed, and walked off. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 22:00

Today, I answered the door at my boyfriend's house to an obese woman, who looked and smelled homeless, and rudely tried to barge past me to get inside. I told her to get out or I’d call the police. My boyfriend behind me saw this disgusting woman and said those two awful words: “Hi Mom.” FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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Sunday 27 November 2011 16:34

Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!

dhardesty23 8

Sunday 27 November 2011 16:34

bitch got no respect

Comments

capnbzarr 43

Monday 28 November 2011 1:20

That's a criminal assault. Call the police. This incident probably happened on CCTV, since it was at a business entrance. That will be the smoking gun that gets this asshole convicted.

jellyD 1

Monday 28 November 2011 2:29

Kick the silly bunt in the ass

vampy101 2

Monday 28 November 2011 3:10

lmfao this is why u cant be nice to people

thirdworldman21 3

Monday 28 November 2011 3:18

most likely option these days (other than the most obvious) : she thought you were being sarcastic

melkymac101 17

Monday 28 November 2011 4:08

That wasn't nice. But u should not have been. Show her the ring. Make her jealous.

BayleeWasHere 1

Monday 28 November 2011 4:34

Well, you tried! xD

GentleGreenOhio 5

Monday 28 November 2011 5:19

That's where you Bitch Slap her, honey!

DownToTheWire 3

Monday 28 November 2011 6:45

I sincerely hope you just smiled and acted like it didn't hurt, so she didn't even have any reason to bitch to her friends about why you're not good enough for him or whatever. Give her no satisfaction.