By Anonymous - United States
Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML
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  zuzupetalsYO  |  11

Why do you have to be, or pretend to be drunk, to impress your friends? I guess you should keep them as friends so that you'll all have an AA buddy in ten years.

  ItsTheKing  |  10

@5 and every other faggot that does this. "Your comment was funny (sarcasm)."

THERE WAS NOTHING smooth about this situation so I'm pretty sure we could tell. What does that mean? THAT WE FUCKING KNOW ITS SARCASM. You know it would have been slightly funnier if you didn't point OUT the sarcasm. It would take a complete idiot to not figure that shit out. Now I Great, now i lost my shit.

By  steviesnm  |  6

Ydi. I see no point in faking a drunk text to someone. I dont think that changes their perspective on your social life, other than maybe thinking you're a drunk loser. Unless you gave them a reason to think otherwise, I'm sure they already assumed you had a life to some extent. Again, ydi. Naming names of people who were "with you" was even worse.