Miscellaneous: Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend...

By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 311

You deserved it 4 718

By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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You deserved it 27 859

Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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You deserved it 1 424

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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You deserved it 6 965

By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 044

You deserved it 26 269

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 143

You deserved it 52 416

By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 12:00

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

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You deserved it 1 318

By embarrassed - 21/12/2009 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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Thursday 30 August 2012 8:47

Get a life OP

mintcar 9

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:47

Or you could actually go out partying and have a life.

Comments

noisebox 1

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:06

Hope he doesn't start thinking your dumb...

Itsnobigdeal 0

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:18

This is a stupid fml. What does it matter if you go out and party or not? You can have fun without it.

Natalle11 6

Thursday 30 August 2012 23:45

If he loves you he won't care if you have a life or not.(:

journeytotheend 16

Friday 31 August 2012 0:29

Orrrrrr you can be honest and say you're doing nothing!

leahmarie35 1

Friday 31 August 2012 0:48

Just be honest. I seriously have no life and freely admit it to my boyfriend. Wild night on tumblr! Woo! But ya know what? He suggests things I/we could do. You should just tell him.

23musiclover 3

Friday 31 August 2012 4:37

What does that have anything to do with you having a life? Do the things YOU like and live YOUR life the way YOU want it, it doesn't matter what other people consider a "life". What matters is what you wanna do with yours.