Miscellaneous: Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend... - FML

By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 12:00

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/12/2009 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:47

Get a life OP

mintcar 9

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:47

Or you could actually go out partying and have a life.

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mmily007 3

Friday 31 August 2012 9:14

Omg ive done that. So ******* sad

peak2185 0

Friday 31 August 2012 19:12

Yup that's something a BITCH would do. You ****** ****!!!!!

TrashyPineapple 1

Saturday 1 September 2012 9:05

Been there. Done that lmfao. Pathedic I know.

MissD62012 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 17:12

Make a friend or two for goodness sakes

kyriakos_fml 3

Saturday 1 September 2012 23:45

Woww, just wow....

pocket01 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 10:45

To be honest, no on has a life. This is a convo. my friend and I were having. If you work a lot, you have no life, if you party a lot, no life, if you play games, no life, if you have a hobby, no life...No one wins. Also, misspelling words does not mean you have a life. It just means you made a mistake, or you're just lazy and/or stupid.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Monday 3 September 2012 3:39

I agree with the top half of what you said, however, OP was misspelling words to make it look like she was drunk from partying... Not because it signifies she has a life...

pocket01 2

Monday 3 September 2012 9:59

Hmm. I guess so.

nerdstuck101 8

Monday 3 September 2012 20:23

What the hell you ignorant ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lemonademixer 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 22:32

You could've just sent him a text that said you were at a party.

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