gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Federal Way, United States
Best wishes!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
omfg_creepers 8
Hopefully this was not a large sporting event or one of those big public proposals where it ends up allover the Internet the next day and you drink yourself into a coma.
capt_awesome1 11
have a panic attack and scream you were joking !
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Comments (66)
TwiztedYuri 9
I thnik you should have kept the duck tape on her mouth a bit longer and train her to answer with yes sir. then asked the question. better results
BobbieH 19
FYL for sure; that is just an aweful reaction. However maybe YDI? With that kind of reaction it seems you should have known that it wasn't something she wanted beforehand. Be more attentive to your partner and you can avoid these situations.
db9372 6
Wow.... Ummm... Awkward
Gottobekiddingme 7
Wow. I guess that settles that! You may be getting the better end of the deal.
cybermolly10 7
Advice to all men: If your girlfriend wants you to propose she will let you know. We are not quiet about that sort of thing.
robert76 5
Advice to all women: If you're pushy about marriage, you're likely to end up single. We are not tolerant of that sort of thing.
NNR 0
This is why you ask her in a public place with a .44 mag in your pocket 1 bullet for her if she says no and 5 for the cops
CanadianCutie22 16
well that's terrible
DomoBear15 2
Maybe she was having a bad day
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Eugh... bummer
Tilde_fml 3
She fell to the ground shaking, crying, and hyperventilating, thinking she was going to die because you proposed? I think you should find someone less likely to be high maintenance.