gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Federal Way, United States
Best wishes!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
omfg_creepers 8
Hopefully this was not a large sporting event or one of those big public proposals where it ends up allover the Internet the next day and you drink yourself into a coma.
capt_awesome1 11
have a panic attack and scream you were joking !
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Comments (66)
Goatinsfriend 8
Just keep on swimming, swimming, swimming..
linkinpark98 24
What do we do? We swim, swim.......
igive 29
swimming in the aaaaoooohhhh!
therealslim 15
I don't recall the aaaaaaooohhhh bit
aJaguarinRed 9
It's not in the song. 25 just came, is all.
igive 29
oh it's in there, opera just doesn't translate well in text.
sexygurllolz 1
i guess she didn't want a ring on it
yumgranolabar 5
Better luck next time.
kbt13 0
She had a panic attack cause "marry" sounds like "brutally assault"?
Yaen 18
"Charlotte... will you brutally assault me?" Yeah. Sounds like it would give her a shock.
egc573 40
Better to have it happen now than at (or after) the wedding, I imagine. Though, that would have probably made for an...interesting wedding video if she had waited till the "I do's".
egc573 40
And if you were to do that while she was still having the attack, just imagine the YouTube views! (I was about to note your mistake on "would have", but it seems you've corrected yourself already. And in the same sentence too!)
06dopey 8
just means either she's not ready, or there is someone better out there. keep your head up bro.
br0ccoli 15
You saved yourself. This could have been in your future: "You are NOT the father" You can tell your penis to stop moping inside your body and take his downstairs buddies to a pub crawl.
marisadc79 0
Wow that sucks OP. I'd be thrilled to be proposed to what girlfriend wouldn't. Sounds like you need a new girl that will appreciate you or get some therapy for her.
plaguer 26
Therapy? Because she doesn't want to get married? Oh my god, I literally have no hope in people anymore. I'll also have you know lots of women would dislike being proposed to. Doesn't mean they're sick and need help. Christ.
Il_Maestro 6
Get some therapy because she doesn't want to marry OP? I'm thoroughly unconvinced that's indicative of emotional or mental instability.
ebonyirony 29
She might just not be ready!
RedPillSucks 33
Marsha? Marsha Brady, is that you?
fromthesuck 8
32 and wishing to be proposed to... Maybe therapy could be your solution as well. Might get rid of all them nasty little quarks that seems to scare all them fellas off.
fromthesuck 8
See how this whole speculation and assumption thing works? Not much fun is it? Scary thing is though you look a bit like my ex wife. (missed edit by I-I this much)
felisaa 5
Dont worry op maybe the idea of marriage just freaked her out. Try and talk to her about it then try again when shes ready.
Ruffclue 9
No she didnt.