Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
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FluffyPandas156 13
If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File
callsign_banana 19
Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.
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callsign_banana 19
Then she's not the right one OP, trust me, you'll find a better person.
ribx 16
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Or she's young and thinks it's ridiculous to propose at her age...
igive 29
Age is no excuse to make fun of someone who was willing to spend their life with you.
Rkikkas9713 25
Length of relationship is, though.
vikky538 28
If only breaking relationships that easy!
Silk_Routes 14
is she insane! nonsense
Thoricsteam20 24
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The rock wasn't big enough.
FluffyPandas156 13
If she's playing around with your feelings like that, she's not the one. File
xFOAxREAPER 11
What a bitch.... Don't worry OP, I know it sucks now, but keep your chin up. you are better off now than if she said yes and just left before or after the wedding. If you want to try and work things out, talk to her and see why she did that. not saying she was right, but who knows..
Hildy93 21
Unless that's a really bad joke, she's just cold blooded...
singlwforlife 22
I've never understood why anyone would be rude like that when turning down a proposal. There's no reason to make it worse for the person proposing than its already going to be. OP, keep your head up. She clearly wasn't the one, but there is someone out there for you.
reklawelyk 15
What a ****** bitch
rjc490 29
Took the words right out of my mouth
thatoneguy1111 15
What if they were dating for 2 weeks (like an Fml in the past) and he proposed? Is she still a bitch then? I feel like there has to be a reason she acted like this and I seriously doubt they were in a long or super serious relationship for her to act that way
Bloodmorphed 7
even if that was the case. song that is uncalled for. people still have feelings regardless of the time in a relationship.
addioty 19
No, if you propose after 2 weeks and you haven't mutually decided to get married, don't expect the other person to shoot you down (and not in the nicest way!)
whatunicorn 17
Seriously? looks like you dogged a bullet there, sorry that happened OP.
ratman775 27
How do you dog a bullet?
nishimehta 21
I think she meant dodged. #18
ratman775 27
#23 I know, It was a failed attempt at a joke.
Lalala579121 27
He dogged a bullet because the girl is a bitch.
Ethan_Anonymous 28
What a bitch