By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people. Happy fucking birthday.

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Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

Happy Birthday! Have a good day! May your dreams come true!

Thank you! How did you even know it was my birthday?! Oh, wait ... no, it's not my birthday :(

thats a CATastrophe

It's my birthday, but nobody cares.

"Have a Mice birthday, best Fishes..."

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday OP

Awwww that's kinda cute considering cats don't speak. Well happy birthday!

Of course they don't speak! That would be absurd. Cats use Facebook to convey their thoughts, duh.

Really!!! That's what you took away.

That's better than no happy birthdays at all. Not to mention the ones you'll receive from the FML community. Happy birthday, OP.

I dunno... Having your mom say happy birthday from the Facebook page she made for her cat is pretty pathetic...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OP!!!

happy birthday!

happy birthday!!!

And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people. Happy fucking birthday.

...and many fucking more.

happy bday ;-)

This is going to sound rude but your life could be worse. I mean, you could have a real problem.