By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
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Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

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DocBastard 38
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And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people. Happy fucking birthday.

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Nyx_fml 23
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Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

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9gagnFml 8
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Happy Birthday! Have a good day! May your dreams come true!

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Nyx_fml 23
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Thank you! How did you even know it was my birthday?! Oh, wait ... no, it's not my birthday :(

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ashalayx 13

thats a CATastrophe

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Aligator67 12

It's my birthday, but nobody cares.

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melbournearsenal 18
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"Have a Mice birthday, best Fishes..."

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peacefully84 19
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Happy Birthday!

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adamfromaus 9
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happy birthday OP

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awilliams44 9
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Awwww that's kinda cute considering cats don't speak. Well happy birthday!

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LowExpectations 30
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Of course they don't speak! That would be absurd. Cats use Facebook to convey their thoughts, duh.

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drshn 22

Really!!! That's what you took away.

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Kiki242 19
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That's better than no happy birthdays at all. Not to mention the ones you'll receive from the FML community. Happy birthday, OP.

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VeganVampyre 26
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I dunno... Having your mom say happy birthday from the Facebook page she made for her cat is pretty pathetic...

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OP!!!

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icryevrytime 7
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happy birthday!

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birdiebby92 1
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happy birthday!!!

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DocBastard 38
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And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people. Happy fucking birthday.

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CJB3228 17
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...and many fucking more.

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Headcrab 29
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happy bday ;-)

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xnyletak 17
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This is going to sound rude but your life could be worse. I mean, you could have a real problem.

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