Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

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By DocBastard | 38

#5791172 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:29

And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people.

Happy fucking birthday.

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5791140 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:20

Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

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By Nyx_fml | 23

#5791140 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:20

Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

9gagnFml | 8

#5791221 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:57

Happy Birthday!
Have a good day!
May your dreams come true!

Nyx_fml | 23

#5791245 - Saturday 14 December 2013 3:18

Thank you! How did you even know it was my birthday?! Oh, wait ... no, it's not my birthday :(

ashalayx | 13

#5791316 - Saturday 14 December 2013 4:38

thats a CATastrophe

Aligator67 | 12

#5792157 - Saturday 14 December 2013 21:36

It's my birthday, but nobody cares.

melbournearsenal | 18

#5799005 - Friday 20 December 2013 15:33

"Have a Mice birthday, best Fishes..."

By peacefully84 | 19

#5791151 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:22

Happy Birthday!

By adamfromaus | 9

#5791152 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:22

happy birthday OP

By awilliams44 | 9

#5791157 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:24

Awwww that's kinda cute considering cats don't speak. Well happy birthday!

LowExpectations | 30

#5791285 - Saturday 14 December 2013 4:18

Of course they don't speak! That would be absurd. Cats use Facebook to convey their thoughts, duh.

drshn | 22

#5791606 - Saturday 14 December 2013 9:27

Really!!! That's what you took away.

By Kiki242 | 19

#5791163 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:26

That's better than no happy birthdays at all. Not to mention the ones you'll receive from the FML community. Happy birthday, OP.

VeganVampyre | 26

#5792721 - Sunday 15 December 2013 6:05

I dunno... Having your mom say happy birthday from the Facebook page she made for her cat is pretty pathetic...

By Phoebe_Buffay | 14

#5791167 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:27

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OP!!!

icryevrytime | 7

#5791173 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:29

happy birthday!

By birdiebby92 | 1

#5791170 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:29

happy birthday!!!

By DocBastard | 38

#5791172 - Saturday 14 December 2013 2:29

And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a fuck about you but want to look like nice people.

Happy fucking birthday.