gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Federal Way, United States
Best wishes!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Anonymous
South Salem, United States
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Chewy
United Kingdom
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
what did I do?
San Francisco, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Park City, United States
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
rejected
Milpitas, United States
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Top comments
omfg_creepers 8
Hopefully this was not a large sporting event or one of those big public proposals where it ends up allover the Internet the next day and you drink yourself into a coma.
capt_awesome1 11
have a panic attack and scream you were joking !
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Comments (66)
kirrra 11
op, I feel bad for you and hope thus doesn't change your relationship too much. and for all the twats saying "leave her" "she's immature" etc.. marriage is not for everyone,for example,I would like to marry someday,my partner of 4 years and father of my child doesn't see any reason too spend a small fortune to sign a piece of paper to make it "official" that we are a couple..who knows if we will do it or not,but I won't be breaking up my family all because the 2 of us have different views
dansco 25
Sounds like a keeper... Well maybe not :(
NiecyLuv365 1
She so wrong for that!!! Well she not meant to be.
NiecyLuv365 1
Even more so , for doing that.
lizzienderek 4
You should of yelled "BUT WHYYYYYY!!!!!
FatTony2010 4
Blame it on all the rain we have had here in Blighty and try again another time :)
Guitar360 4
Well at least you have your answer.
betteryouthanmee 3
Ever heard of a guy named Ted Mosby and a girl named Robin Scherbatsky?
enz_fml 0
shame dude
ChloeMastin 0
That really sucks :-(
raastacksz_3 0
Damn