Miscellaneous: Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked...

By rebecca - 10/03/2009 21:31 - Austria

Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

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Drink up

By whyme - 31/05/2013 18:47 - United States - Crescent

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

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Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML

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Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

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Booze don't cure the blues

By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 07:58 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML

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Humblebrag in disguise

By samantha - 23/06/2020 02:02

Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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By ididntevendrinkthatnight - 07/06/2013 05:14 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML

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It's on me

By Rockyio - 30/09/2009 17:45 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said, "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML

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Jaywin 3

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:12

Ok seriously I MUST see a picture of you after reading that.

Katbot 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:07

Lmfao! What a jerk! Awww.

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Katbot 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:07

Lmfao! What a jerk! Awww.

Paigeth 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:08

That really sucks. ) : Tough luck.

dwights 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:09

HAHA that sucks but pwned. try another bar?

silversar59 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:11

aww... that just sucks.

Gfrigo 1

Monday 21 June 2010 1:05

total ownage....I never get carded and I'm only 19.

Leanne798 25

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:33

If it makes you feel any better, my sister gets carded and I never do--she's 22. I'm 14.

Jaywin 3

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:12

Ok seriously I MUST see a picture of you after reading that.

mikeymike96 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 3:11

I agree

madgrinchhatter 12

Friday 20 January 2012 6:32

Ditto

angeluv_2014 22

Thursday 12 July 2012 7:15

Totally thinking the same thing!!

Amkii 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:17

What a douche! I hope he was kidding/I hope he didn't actually say that. That could be grounds for termination.

Maclaine21 15

Monday 16 February 2015 7:05

Why?

Sulk 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:19

Maybe the lighting was unflattering...? In any case, don't expose your skin to too much sun and and be sure to clean, tone, and moisturise frequently.