Love: Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM.... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/08/2010 01:59 - United States

Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 07:21 - Australia

Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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lovex3vee 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:15

instead of posting this fml, you should've actually gone on a run. sounds like you could use it if posting it on aim will impress people

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 2 August 2010 9:12

...How exactly does this impress someone on AIM? I highly doubt they'd care. YDI for using AIM, anyway.

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XxdezuhrayxX 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:42

haha dummy 

rileykins 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:43

why pretend when you can actually do it?

Jonsey92 0

Monday 2 August 2010 11:38

54-ur hot

rileykins 0

Monday 2 August 2010 11:46

so are you. ;D

CallMeHush 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:49

I bet you beat your 2 mile time also.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:52

actualy there are many abrevations for the word really, and sadly abreivation isnt an abrevation for abrevation because it is too long to be an abrevation

C00lKidK 0

Monday 2 August 2010 9:55

it doesn't make any sense to me when the person on aim can't see yoh

chippa 24

Monday 2 August 2010 10:14

This is a great FML. xD Short and sweet.

superbadd 0

Monday 2 August 2010 10:16

LFAO

superbadd 0

Monday 2 August 2010 10:19

lmfao* I FAIL

NorcalOunce 0

Monday 2 August 2010 16:50

nah. you were laughing for an orangutan :D

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 2 August 2010 10:20

YDI for using AIM. YDI for caring what people think. Get off your lazy ass and go for a run fah rillz (an abliviration of "fur reelz").

omega802 0

Monday 2 August 2010 10:41

I'm impressed

blahzz 4

Monday 2 August 2010 10:44

Doesn't take much does it? lol.

Icey_dan1 0

Monday 2 August 2010 10:43

fail

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