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FML - The follow-up

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

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This was in Hoxton, in London...
By flying_vegan / Sunday 6 December 2009 13:24 / United Kingdom
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Yeah, I probably deserved it for my charity marathon runs, helping the homeless and rescuing animals. Wow, I'm a complete bastard... It's a good thing they don't know about my donations to children's hospitals or homegrown organic vegetables or I'd probably be deserving of a stabbing...

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sorry i had some party and couldnt find a bathroom then i felt bad so i went to leave a note but the only paper i had i used to wipe, so yeah i had to key sorry. its good to know you were able to read it. haha FYL

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Yeah, I probably deserved it for my charity marathon runs, helping the homeless and rescuing animals. Wow, I'm a complete bastard... It's a good thing they don't know about my donations to children's hospitals or homegrown organic vegetables or I'd probably be deserving of a stabbing...

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Never tried cats (there aren't any restaurants specializing in cat meat in my area), but I think dog meat is pretty tasty. Actually just a couple of days ago I went to a Korean restaurant with a friend and we had some dog soup and fried dog meat with rice, it was very delicious.

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I agree with #3. You sir, OP, are an idiot. You're not better than everybody else just because you claim to care more, so don't act like it. That's what you get for being a liberal. Serves you right.

lol this is funny you gotta take the dump and investigate to see whose it was. then smash it in his/her face. i fking hate it when ppl key the cars (oh and most of the cases i know it was bitches who did that)

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Starfire, thank you. What I don't understand is this: I'm vegan. I don't expect anyone else to be vegan, nor do I know any vegan who does. Lots of people eat meat. And lots of them think that everyone else should eat meat. Can't we all just get along?

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That's because alot if people are neat-heads *teehee* Unfortunatley, we have alot of people that like to push thier beliefs on everyone! You get it on alot of subjects... It would be ok if they wouldn't try to attack you and just state how they feel but do it respectfully and understand that not everyone believes in the same thing. Religon is even worse, I have a cousin that calmly and promptley told me that, because I don't believe in the same religon as her, her religon states I'm going to

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well of course you are. only Mormons go to heaven, where they sing songs about why smoking is bad for you. be glad you're going to hell. it's where all the fun people are

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