Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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qwertyone 0
Pretty big fuckup, EH SON??? Still worth a good laugh though.
Smarty_ 0
Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways. Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.
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InfinatePlaylist 0
i moderated this one and when I read it I actually had a good laugh for the first time in a long time on this site. DAAAYYYYUUUMMM THAT WAS FUNNY. Sorry OP i bet they call you "Herpe Girl" lls
oldjakke 0
Do you love Herpes?
Draq 1
YDI for watching Herpes. As a side note, i love having No More Herpes on my Wii.
kwinters 5
BAHAHAHA good job thatd have been a sight. ppl would just think its a joke so dw
reki_fml 0
Its a hell of a lot more interesting than blogging about some TV show...
Ikura 4
its nice to see an actual funny FML on here ^_^
epicwinmaster 0
yea seriously, you probably have herpes anyways if youre watching heroes...
Fuckers 0
"I really love Heroes. It's much better than everyone says it is" is a stunningly bland statement. the herpes one is infinitely more interesting. NOW STAY THE **** AWAY FROM MY WIFE
tonyDlolli 0
ur wife is the one ive made have an incredibly wide asshole right?
epicwinmaster 0
@ *******: im banging your wife right this minute, so i cant really stay away from her
eliz3 0
Big deal... my friends will always change each others facebook status to something stupid if they get the chance. People would have assumed you were joking. PS. Heroes is shit.