Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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Top comments
qwertyone 0
Pretty big fuckup, EH SON??? Still worth a good laugh though.
Smarty_ 0
Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways. Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.
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Comments (134)
the_deuce 0
LMFAO now THAT is hilarious!!!!
diet_otaku 0
a friend of mine was trying to search youtube for heroes vids and kept typing "herpes" instead. XD
Fuckers 0
to epicwinmaster: haha go for it mate. I only married her for my green card. by the way she texted me to say you had a tiny dick and fat man boobs you ugly pre op loser
ChChCharlie 10
LOL!! That made my day xD
Watchmaker 2
YDI for watching a show that had that plotfuck of a season finale. And yes, I was a loyal viewer till then.
ohmyword08 0
ahahaha. did anyone comment on your status ?
iFruit 0
Lmfao your name is just as funny as the FML, OP.
gothymama 0
LMAO! That's hilarious. YDI for watching Heroes!
divaboots 8
i suspect nargals o.O
aquaria 0
YDI for thinking Heroes is worthwhile... That show started being complete crap a long time ago.