FML : Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.

By tigerisabelle - / Thursday 6 February 2014 03:39 /

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By Demonax_fml | 8

#5850181 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:46

It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.

By ActionFearo | 39

#5850180 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:44

Did you at least get a new high score?

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By IvyOswin | 17

#5850178 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:43

Hulk smash something and then ease your way back to relaxation and tranquility.

Ambient25 | 24

#5850208 - Thursday 6 February 2014 10:18

And you wonder why you're single

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#5850261 - Thursday 6 February 2014 12:29

How about hulk not smash everything...how about hulk learn self-control....maybe also not be so green. And invest in larger sized clothes.

In all seriousness though that game is evil. Pure evil.

bassbadass | 12

#5850273 - Thursday 6 February 2014 13:11

its just practice, youll get better at it...if your huge green thumbs dont pose a problem

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5850287 - Thursday 6 February 2014 14:13

After the 12th set of pipes, it restarts. No lie. My high score is 40.

Llama_Face89 | 33

#5850308 - Thursday 6 February 2014 15:42

Nice Poison Ivy.

silencebabyy | 23

#5850490 - Thursday 6 February 2014 19:40

#63 I think that might be a glitch cause I have friends whos high score is 100+

joannabarton_11 | 6

#5850552 - Thursday 6 February 2014 21:09

Mine's 98!

Rainhawk94 | 27

#5850669 - Friday 7 February 2014 0:39

Lies after lies after lies

ImAFaker | 29

#5850794 - Friday 7 February 2014 5:08

Uhhhhhh mines 2. Where are these gods of which you speak?

livinlifeCJ | 4

#5850938 - Friday 7 February 2014 7:59

#23 you managed to get more down votes than the actual thread you were insulting. Congrats.

pinkster2014 | 25

#5851000 - Friday 7 February 2014 11:20

I can't seem to get past 75...

TheArianaJean | 3

#6072002 - Tuesday 23 September 2014 7:54

My high score is also 2! That game is horrible!

TheArianaJean | 3

#6072005 - Tuesday 23 September 2014 7:58

Ambient25, you are an idiot

Wolf6661 | 22

#6602287 - Tuesday 10 May 2016 20:05

I think mine is like 5?

By ActionFearo | 39

#5850180 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:44

Did you at least get a new high score?

shaww | 28

#5850337 - Thursday 6 February 2014 16:54

He beat his high score... But now to beat the new high score

_parth | 20

#5850644 - Thursday 6 February 2014 23:55

Yeah I almost broke my phone when I died at 103!!

carrillo520 | 4

#5850678 - Friday 7 February 2014 0:57

your comment's likes are my highscore:o

By Demonax_fml | 8

#5850181 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:46

It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.

Ambient25 | 24

#5850210 - Thursday 6 February 2014 10:19

Or gets stuck in a 5 hour class on Tree Anatomy

inkdeath87 | 18

#5850773 - Friday 7 February 2014 4:25

Have you guys tried squishy bird? Much more fun. Plus, you get revenge on that little fucker.

SadisticStephyy | 21

#5850803 - Friday 7 February 2014 5:35

According to Flappy Bird's Facebook, Flappy's parents died and the game is about teaching a baby bird to fly...

By crissalove | 22

#5850182 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:49

Oh dear god.. you have every right to go smash something

By jtthegr8 | 26

#5850183 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:53

You kind of bring it upon yourself by playing a game that is made to be frustrating so you keep playing.

joeyl2008 | 29

#5850305 - Thursday 6 February 2014 15:28

Yeah I don't understand why people keep playing it.

ChristianH39 | 30

#5850314 - Thursday 6 February 2014 15:50

I think it took me an hour to beat my high score of 5

bubblyhayley | 16

#5850534 - Thursday 6 February 2014 20:30

yes, but once youve played once you cant help but keep playing!

jtthegr8 | 26

#5850585 - Thursday 6 February 2014 22:21

I played it for like 10 minutes and got to 7 before I declared it was stupid and deleted it

Honema | 16

#5850595 - Thursday 6 February 2014 22:43

First try 6, thought it was retarded, deleted it.
simple as that..

By zaise_chsa | 19

#5850184 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:56

I guess you could say you went flappy.

ivydindy13 | 14

#5850250 - Thursday 6 February 2014 11:45

You COULD say that, but that makes no sense.

TheArianaJean | 3

#6072003 - Tuesday 23 September 2014 7:56

Hahahahahhahahha your comment doe?

By thelittlemissy | 28

#5850185 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:57

Why play a game you can't win? ;)

ivydindy13 | 14

#5850252 - Thursday 6 February 2014 11:46

For the challenge?

livinlifeCJ | 4

#5850939 - Friday 7 February 2014 8:00

when chasing ladies I ask myself this all the time.

By Palirose | 22

#5850188 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:59

Haha OP. Dont feel bad. I finally just made it to 15! Not much but lol at least it's fun.

FMLkoala | 28

#5850204 - Thursday 6 February 2014 10:10

Fun!? It's the definition of hell but so damn addictive!

xxBFMVAAMIWxx | 18

#5850223 - Thursday 6 February 2014 10:59

15 is my highest too. I almost got 16 but I was a fraction too late on the touch

xerbrus | 14

#5850243 - Thursday 6 February 2014 11:38

i don't see what's so frustrating about it i got 27 rarely get a new high score and its usually up by one but whatever its just a meaningless game

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5850288 - Thursday 6 February 2014 14:14

I know, but I got to 40.

dachayke | 16

#5850292 - Thursday 6 February 2014 14:36

It's really frustrating, but I got 66.

immortalhmars | 14

#5850310 - Thursday 6 February 2014 15:43

I got to 42 after screaming at my phone for hours

shortyone94 | 5

#5850804 - Friday 7 February 2014 5:36

I feel like a loser...mines 140. .# nolife

Palirose | 22

#5850940 - Friday 7 February 2014 8:02

You guys...i got up to 30 a few minutes after commenting! Lmao this damn game is a pain in the ass. Lol

Lasagnaa | 24

#5850999 - Friday 7 February 2014 11:18

I got 27 too and it took me forever just getting to 5! I got lucky because I haven't gotten near 27 ever since lol

PieReaper | 11

#5891158 - Thursday 20 March 2014 22:13

Tell me your secrets oh great one

By Enslaved | 36

#5850189 - Thursday 6 February 2014 9:59

Why do people do this to themselves? They were already warned that this game would drive them over the edge!

ivydindy13 | 14

#5850253 - Thursday 6 February 2014 11:48

Curiosity. I haven't played it, but i keep hearing about it so much that now I'm tempted to just to see what the hell everyone is talking about :)

Kateyez_26 | 13

#5850326 - Thursday 6 February 2014 16:38

Save yourself the frustration and DON'T PLAY THE GAME!

rockhead1270 | 5

#5850339 - Thursday 6 February 2014 17:09

I can't get past the first pipe. I threw my phone

Zimmington | 21

#5850598 - Thursday 6 February 2014 22:48

Flappy Bird really isn't that frustrating if you remember IT'S JUST A GAME

nutella_girl_fml | 15

#5850688 - Friday 7 February 2014 1:32

It's not just a game. It's a threat to our nation.

By Deezknutz | 8

#5850191 - Thursday 6 February 2014 10:00

Well atleast you didn't snap playing iron pants. That game isn't even possible to enjoy.

SymphonyGrrl | 12

#5850722 - Friday 7 February 2014 2:26

Iron pants is so, so, so, evil. I got to 20 and I don't even know how. It's like Flappy Bird's psychotic cousin.

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