By tigerisabelle - 06/02/2014 03:39

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. I did not know how damaging Flappy Bird was to the brain until my friend convinced me to play it, and it's been a downhill road ever since. I literally smashed into the first pipe 40 times in a row, and got more frustrated every time. So I'm supposed to count to ten when I'm feeling "irrational rage" but instead, I just pressed start. (oops...) I threw my phone through a window. The phone is shockingly okay, except it still has Flappy Satan. Yeah, that game is straight from the depths of hell.

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Demonax_fml 8
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It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.

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ActionFearo 39
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Did you at least get a new high score?

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IvyOswin 17
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Hulk smash something and then ease your way back to relaxation and tranquility.

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Ambient25 24
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And you wonder why you're single

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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How about hulk not smash everything...how about hulk learn self-control....maybe also not be so green. And invest in larger sized clothes. In all seriousness though that game is evil. Pure evil.

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bassbadass 12
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its just practice, youll get better at it...if your huge green thumbs dont pose a problem

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Sports_guy3 28
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After the 12th set of pipes, it restarts. No lie. My high score is 40.

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Llama_Face89 33
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Nice Poison Ivy.

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silencebabyy 23
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#63 I think that might be a glitch cause I have friends whos high score is 100+

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Rainhawk94 27
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Lies after lies after lies

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ImAFaker 29
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Uhhhhhh mines 2. Where are these gods of which you speak?

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livinlifeCJ 4
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#23 you managed to get more down votes than the actual thread you were insulting. Congrats.

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pinkster2014 25
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I can't seem to get past 75...

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TheArianaJean 3
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My high score is also 2! That game is horrible!

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TheArianaJean 3
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Ambient25, you are an idiot

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Wolf6661 22
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I think mine is like 5?

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ActionFearo 39
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Did you at least get a new high score?

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shaww 28
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He beat his high score... But now to beat the new high score

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_parth 20
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Yeah I almost broke my phone when I died at 103!!

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carrillo520 4
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your comment's likes are my highscore:o

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Demonax_fml 8
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It's okay! We all hope that bird burns amongst the depths of hell.

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Ambient25 24
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Or gets stuck in a 5 hour class on Tree Anatomy

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inkdeath87 18
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Have you guys tried squishy bird? Much more fun. Plus, you get revenge on that little fucker.

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SadisticStephyy 21
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According to Flappy Bird's Facebook, Flappy's parents died and the game is about teaching a baby bird to fly...

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crissalove 22
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Oh dear god.. you have every right to go smash something

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jtthegr8 26
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You kind of bring it upon yourself by playing a game that is made to be frustrating so you keep playing.

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joeyl2008 29
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Yeah I don't understand why people keep playing it.

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ChristianH39 30
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I think it took me an hour to beat my high score of 5

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bubblyhayley 16
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yes, but once youve played once you cant help but keep playing!

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jtthegr8 26
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I played it for like 10 minutes and got to 7 before I declared it was stupid and deleted it

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Honema 16
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First try 6, thought it was retarded, deleted it. simple as that..

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zaise_chsa 19
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I guess you could say you went flappy.

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ivydindy13 14
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You COULD say that, but that makes no sense.

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TheArianaJean 3
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Hahahahahhahahha your comment doe?

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thelittlemissy 29
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Why play a game you can't win? ;)

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ivydindy13 14
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For the challenge?

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livinlifeCJ 4
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when chasing ladies I ask myself this all the time.

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Palirose 22
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Haha OP. Dont feel bad. I finally just made it to 15! Not much but lol at least it's fun.

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FMLkoala 28
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Fun!? It's the definition of hell but so damn addictive!

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
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15 is my highest too. I almost got 16 but I was a fraction too late on the touch

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xerbrus 14
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i don't see what's so frustrating about it i got 27 rarely get a new high score and its usually up by one but whatever its just a meaningless game

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Sports_guy3 28
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I know, but I got to 40.

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dachayke 16
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It's really frustrating, but I got 66.

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immortalhmars 14
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I got to 42 after screaming at my phone for hours

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shortyone94 5
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I feel like a loser...mines 140. .# nolife

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Palirose 22
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You guys...i got up to 30 a few minutes after commenting! Lmao this damn game is a pain in the ass. Lol

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Lasagnaa 24
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I got 27 too and it took me forever just getting to 5! I got lucky because I haven't gotten near 27 ever since lol

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PieReaper 11
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Tell me your secrets oh great one

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Enslaved 36
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Why do people do this to themselves? They were already warned that this game would drive them over the edge!

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ivydindy13 14
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Curiosity. I haven't played it, but i keep hearing about it so much that now I'm tempted to just to see what the hell everyone is talking about :)

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Kateyez_26 13
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Save yourself the frustration and DON'T PLAY THE GAME!

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rockhead1270 5
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I can't get past the first pipe. I threw my phone

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Zimmington 21
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Flappy Bird really isn't that frustrating if you remember IT'S JUST A GAME

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nutella_girl_fml 15
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It's not just a game. It's a threat to our nation.

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Deezknutz 8
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Well atleast you didn't snap playing iron pants. That game isn't even possible to enjoy.

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SymphonyGrrl 12
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Iron pants is so, so, so, evil. I got to 20 and I don't even know how. It's like Flappy Bird's psychotic cousin.

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