Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
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qwertyone 0
Pretty big fuckup, EH SON??? Still worth a good laugh though.
Smarty_ 0
Heroes is about as good as herpes, maybe people will somehow make the connection anyways. Anyways I'm sure that if you just type oops and then explain everything you will be fine, not too big a deal.
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Comments (134)
plexico 4
The best herpes double-entendre ever: Cheech and Chong's Next Movie.
skullbuster 0
Ok, OP, you sad loser - you could have ended your FML right after you typed the word Facebook...that's right, put a period there! I'm sure the cabal of other sad losers who are your 'friends' on Facebook barely noticed as they were probably all too busy updating their own status with pointless information! GET A LIFE!!!
mommyKagu 0
Same could be said about people who take the time to rant on how much face book sucks. Just a tidbit of info there for ya.
skullbuster 0
@mommykagu: I'm sorry if I left you with the impression that I was attempting to elicit a reply from someone such as yourself. I would hardly characterize a couple of sentences here as a 'rant', though.
mommyKagu 0
even in a few sentances it sounds like a rant, but I just thought what you said was rude and uncalled for. And did in turn, deserved a reply. Even though you hate face book, alot of epople use it to keep in touch. It's like if someone to say you were fail for looking at fml frequently. =/
AP13_13 0
Proof read.
epiclulz_ 0
what a big slip
shouldabeenabj 0
thats funny.... not really an FML i could see myself puting that on my wall status jus for S&G's
Eyespada 8
seriously how do you even pull that off even if you didn't know your hand was on the wrong keys you just horriby bad luck or you just ment it haha
saraa615 0
P and O and right next to eachother... It could happen.
Fooberry 9
I lol'd. Make another status about how you goofed. Or laugh it off, and say you meant to do that, to see how many people notice.
nanoflacka 0
I love heroes!!!!!
shelboo_fml 0
Ahahahahaha! My first laugh today. :3 As for the people saying it's not an fml - yes it is! It's a minor one BUT happens to be funny! If it's funny, it's good!!
Hellsno 0
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!! OMG, thanks for the laugh!!