By James - 23/04/2017 02:00

Today, while standing in line to get my driver's license renewed, I hiccuped and burped at the same time. I was so flustered that I ended up telling an entire room full of people that I had the 'herps'. FML
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Your username is so childish, may explain why this post went over your head.

Well your mind is quick to smash those words lol. Hopefully you'll never run into those people again.

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Better than saying herpes I suppose

Your username is so childish, may explain why this post went over your head.

Hey genius, hiccups starts with an H. The "urp" in "burp" is phonetically identical to "erp," hence "herps" (plural).

Well your mind is quick to smash those words lol. Hopefully you'll never run into those people again.

Luckily, no one at the DMV is fuckable, so no loss there. I'm convinced attractive people hire ugly ones to get their driver's licenses for them. That's why the photos look so bad!

It's called a hic-burp.

I can just picture everyone going back and tell their friends and family that they met someone at the dmv that has herpes

Well of no one was there that you knew I wouldn't give a fuck. Shit like that happens.

Hurps are better than having the sharts.

Olga Carvajal 4

Omg you poor soul lol

Hey at least a letter more and you could've gotten something much worse!

I call them “hic-uts.”