Miscellaneous: Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film...

By comet5002 - 09/09/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I played a goth character in my friend's student film with goth clothes, lip ring, eyeliner, etc. We went into Starbucks at break and an elderly man came up to me and said "Your kind is the reason for all the bad stuff in this world" and then spat in my $5 drink. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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No good deed…

By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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By the customer is always a cunt - 20/12/2013 21:48 - United States - Sarasota

Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

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Kylias 6

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:16

No, the people who mind their own business aren't the reason for bad "stuff" in the world, it's the dickheads who feel they need to irritate the people who mind their own business.

SlightlyGPirate 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:15

oh damn. that'd suck you shoulda turned to him and said, "don't judge what you don't know. I'm not 'this kind' of person you're talking about. this is for a school project." then chuck your $5 drink in his face

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razzle22 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:36

I don't know, harsh judgmental people seem to be doing a better job destroying the world than goths. Then again, it was an old man -- perhaps he's senile or just butthurt about his own life. I don't think being five dollars in the hole is being ****** by life. You got a story out of it?

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:04

Or perhaps he's THE AWESOMEST OLD GUY EVER

Pulcherrimus 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:05

He still thinks goths are threatening? I thought the bigots were afraid of middle-eastern people now.

chaoslordx13 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 6:49

Never where a turban to the airport and start speaking Gibberish... not even as a joke, it ends very badly :(

FFFFFFFFFFFF_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:14

You should have punched him in the 'nads, and tell him not to worry because your taxes will support his recovery.

RatIsKing 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:25

drug gangs and terrorists cause a lot more harm than goth people—who, btw, never did anything wrong besides look creepy

SookMauNoots 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:42

i wud have splashed the drink in his face. llolololol

Shadow_Phantom 26

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:17

I'm goth. I better look out for old people... Even though i do believe in karma and try to live life being as nice as I can... Seriously, FYL =/

TheLizardKing 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:36

I would have kicked his ass

dsnke1 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 3:06

This did not happen, and even if it did, you deserved it for letting the man get away with that. Seriously, enough with these BS fml's, have some real shit happen to ya, go get run over by a bus or kidnapped or some shit, anything besides making corny stuff up.