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Same thing different taste
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Classic mistake
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So why did you have to open your mouth so wide when kissing someone's cheek? YDI.
never said it was alot of vomit in her mouth, but it would still be on her.
#9 He was probably baby-talking to her, smiling etc, hence the partially open mouth... Either that, or he was screaming in horror as he saw flying vomit coming towards his face! *lol*
I hope it was your own breast milk.
i didn't know men could breastfeed now! must be some genetic thing.
Either did I but I have a grandfather who's nipples leak white liquid. We're not sure if it's milk though.
Der, obviously his wife/gf had just been feeding the baby, and he picked his daughter up an kissed her, and that's when she projectile vomited. It's not as though babies necessarily throw up immediately after feeding. I bet the baby probably didn't burp after the feeding and had a bubble in her tummy.
never thought you'd taste it after childhodd huh? wrong, so horribly wrong...
Haha thats so gross....
when I first read this I thought it said " my daughter turned on a one month old so I gave her a congratulatory kiss" lmfao
Open-mouth kiss? o_o
maybe he puckered a little too much
YDI for having kids.
Congratulations on your precious new daughter...and welcome to parenthood!
Lol thats interesting...
This happened to me once too.
That's just odd, you can be expected to be pissed , shat, and vomited on, but that's wierd.
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i didn't know men could breastfeed now! must be some genetic thing.