By MirandaJones - 20/03/2015 14:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML
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You might want to buy him dinner first!

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

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I'm sure you'll laugh about it in a week or so!

A07 48

A story to tell the grand kids?

Hell, I'm sure he was laughing then already lol

You might want to buy him dinner first!

I know this hotdog stand over by.....nevermind

You need to use your internal filter!

Did you get laid

mimiminx 23

It was OPs teacher so hopefully not :/

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

CaroAurelia 12

I'm sure y'all will joke about that in a week or so. But I feel your pain. I say a lot of stuff that sounds better in my head, too.

cheshirecat13242 32

Lil' smokies? If he was talking about Vienna sausages, the dude isn't legit!

Pause. Think. Then reply.

youngmessi252525 20

I would have died if someone said that to me your hilarious op

A sense of humor is deliciously sexy

Maybe it's the start of a beautiful sausage relationship