FML : Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for...

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Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML

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By MirandaJones - / Friday 20 March 2015 14:41 / United Kingdom - London

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By fiveforfighting | 26

#6238299 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:44

You might want to buy him dinner first!

By briang959 | 46

#6238303 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:47

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

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By nikkipettyfer | 24

#6238296 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:44

I'm sure you'll laugh about it in a week or so!

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A07 | 47

#6238346 - Friday 20 March 2015 19:28

A story to tell the grand kids?

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Joshwarrior | 38

#6238351 - Friday 20 March 2015 19:35

Hell, I'm sure he was laughing then already lol

By fiveforfighting | 26

#6238299 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:44

You might want to buy him dinner first!

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JazzHandsFML | 28

#6238692 - Saturday 21 March 2015 4:15

I know this hotdog stand over by.....nevermind

By HelenLFC | 27

#6238300 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:44

You need to use your internal filter!

By hailzz_96 | 18

#6238302 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:45

Did you get laid

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mimiminx | 23

#6241108 - Monday 23 March 2015 14:51

It was OPs teacher so hopefully not :/

By briang959 | 46

#6238303 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:47

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

By CaroAurelia | 12

#6238305 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:47

I'm sure y'all will joke about that in a week or so. But I feel your pain. I say a lot of stuff that sounds better in my head, too.

By cheshirecat13242 | 32

#6238308 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:48

Lil' smokies? If he was talking about Vienna sausages, the dude isn't legit!

By zenrael | 21

#6238313 - Friday 20 March 2015 18:55

Pause. Think. Then reply.

By youngmessi252525 | 20

#6238319 - Friday 20 March 2015 19:00

I would have died if someone said that to me your hilarious op

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BadApple88 | 29

#6238490 - Friday 20 March 2015 23:10

A sense of humor is deliciously sexy

By quesok | 22

#6238323 - Friday 20 March 2015 19:02

Maybe it's the start of a beautiful sausage relationship

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