Love: Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My... - FML

By MirandaJones - 20/03/2015 14:41 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML

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fiveforfighting 26

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Friday 20 March 2015 18:44

You might want to buy him dinner first!

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Friday 20 March 2015 18:47

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

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nikkipettyfer 24

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Friday 20 March 2015 18:44

I'm sure you'll laugh about it in a week or so!

A07 48

Friday 20 March 2015 19:28

A story to tell the grand kids?

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Friday 20 March 2015 19:35

Hell, I'm sure he was laughing then already lol

fiveforfighting 26

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Friday 20 March 2015 18:44

You might want to buy him dinner first!

JazzHandsFML 28

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Saturday 21 March 2015 4:15

I know this hotdog stand over by.....nevermind

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Friday 20 March 2015 18:44

You need to use your internal filter!

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Friday 20 March 2015 18:45

Did you get laid

mimiminx 23

Monday 23 March 2015 14:51

It was OPs teacher so hopefully not :/

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Friday 20 March 2015 18:47

That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)

CaroAurelia 12

Friday 20 March 2015 18:47

I'm sure y'all will joke about that in a week or so. But I feel your pain. I say a lot of stuff that sounds better in my head, too.

cheshirecat13242 32

Friday 20 March 2015 18:48

Lil' smokies? If he was talking about Vienna sausages, the dude isn't legit!

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Friday 20 March 2015 18:55

Pause. Think. Then reply.

youngmessi252525 20

Friday 20 March 2015 19:00

I would have died if someone said that to me your hilarious op

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Friday 20 March 2015 23:10

A sense of humor is deliciously sexy

quesok 22

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Friday 20 March 2015 19:02

Maybe it's the start of a beautiful sausage relationship

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