Today, I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages for the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply, "Does that make me your official sausage holder?" FML
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fiveforfighting
| 26
You might want to buy him dinner first!
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briang959
| 46
That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)
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nikkipettyfer
| 24
I'm sure you'll laugh about it in a week or so!
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A07
| 48
A story to tell the grand kids?
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Joshwarrior
| 38
Hell, I'm sure he was laughing then already lol
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fiveforfighting
| 26
You might want to buy him dinner first!
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JazzHandsFML
| 28
I know this hotdog stand over by.....nevermind
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HelenLFC
| 27
You need to use your internal filter!
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hailzz_96
| 18
Did you get laid
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mimiminx
| 23
It was OPs teacher so hopefully not :/
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briang959
| 46
That's hilarious OP. If he doesn't find it funny, maybe he's jealous of the mini sausages. :)
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CaroAurelia
| 12
I'm sure y'all will joke about that in a week or so. But I feel your pain. I say a lot of stuff that sounds better in my head, too.
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cheshirecat13242
| 32
Lil' smokies? If he was talking about Vienna sausages, the dude isn't legit!
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zenrael
| 21
Pause. Think. Then reply.
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youngmessi252525
| 20
I would have died if someone said that to me your hilarious op
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BadApple88
| 29
A sense of humor is deliciously sexy
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quesok
| 22
Maybe it's the start of a beautiful sausage relationship