PJ.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Dickhead
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Faluna
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Ewwwwww
Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
Jake
Athens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML
Sal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
anonymous
Noblesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
peridot1aa
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
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moronslayer 0
if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute
CallMeHush 1
Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?
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Comments (88)
spermdump 0
i'm sure your housekeeper was more comfortable making your bed when she thought you didn't have a sex life.
WhenTheyCry 0
Hahaha, that's pathetic.
z3r0nline 0
wtf thats the most ****** up life ever seriously
ddawg468 0
your housekeeper must be quite sexy then I'm guessing u want some from her?
Darraghscoot 0
how sad stop feeling sorry for your self! go ou and at least try jesus
TheMichaelIsFres 0
once again Ima 15 year old freshman and I get that pantie pie all the time
AlaskaRaven 0
HEY! LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." like anyone here read that. If we can't make fun of ppl, what's the point of commenting? On the other hand, get a Myspace pg, I know some nice females that would correspond and possibly lead to something in the long-run. NOT hooker ppl either....
corme_fml 0
I usually hate people that say this but really... how is this an FML? You totally deserved.... putting a condom in your bed....?
nkklllll 4
Okay, everyone is making a big deal about a condom wrapper, he never said the actual condom, does no one else realize this, its just like picking up paper, or foil, or plastic twinkies wrappers. There's nothing disgusting about picking up a wrapper. Now if it was a used condom then there would be a problem.
ditdotditdot 0
wow did the OP think others were going to give sympathy because you pretend to get laid. you're pathetic. go do something about it instead posting about your petty excuses of a man.