PJ.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Madison43097
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Three Bears Conundrum
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Dickhead
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Faluna
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Ewwwwww
Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
Jake
Athens, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML
Sal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
anonymous
Noblesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
peridot1aa
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Top comments
moronslayer 0
if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute
CallMeHush 1
Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?
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Comments (88)
cieredo 0
wow. trying to impress a housekeeper...that's sad.
BrownSugar_fml 5
@26: I'm sure one would wear gloves whilst scooping up a used condom... And this is not an FML
aback 5
That's excellent. XD
fallen_dragonkin 12
that's sad being so lonely. i'd date you if you didn't live so far away.
dangletsbang21 0
interesting, that's kinda pathetic. first off the housekeeper probably doesn't care, but when she finds that wrapper she's gonna be disgusted not like," oh champ" so what was the point of that. you should just go out and make a difference in your life then to go and fake something
WTFsGoingOn 0
The housekeeper in Two and a Half Men would totally react that way :)
danii_s2 0
hahaha. loves it.
dante0220 0
sucks
nofxroxx341 0
yeah FYL lol, that really sucks though!
Malinkrot 3
So you are a creepy older single guy who cares too much about what his housekeeper thinks...
AlaskaRaven 0
No, I vote younger, insecure about his looks and lack of confidence guy. Older creepy guys are too busy pretending to be 14 yr old girls on Facebook to come here and cry around about pretend love-lives. anyone??
MotherRussia 0
YDI for being GAY. (why else wouldn't he have ordered a hooker?)