By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 16:32 - United States

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Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML
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D_R_A_M_A 0
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Wow, I think my mom works with you...

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brinky09 0
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Oh you're a smart one, aren't you? YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

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untoldfame 3
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sorry, this isnt an FML. this is an MLIA.

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youaresofucked 0

this isnt an FML - this is HOT

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bobmandude 0
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Brilliant. Also were there cameras inside said office perhaps? Giggity giggity

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soul_fml 0
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Wonder what the cowerkers were thinking

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brinky09 0
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Oh you're a smart one, aren't you? YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

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kevick93 0

I call fake

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JetLiFanFTW 0

what's ydi

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omgiitsme03 0

yeah I think this fml is a fake

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VenomxD 0
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YDI for bein a nasty bitch that's just gross Dx

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luke1998 0

you dumb idiot

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KRYPTON1T3 5
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or you deserved it.

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D_R_A_M_A 0
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Wow, I think my mom works with you...

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OutlawISaBEAST 0
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It's a small world after all!

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arnold38 1
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nice celebration!

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plum_lovin 28

This is an FML and a YDI.. you should be happy that you can always find a new job but not always have a happy marriage with a husband that brings you flowers on your anniversary.

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Crunchy08 0

Sounds like the makings of a new office scandal. Fun stuff.

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blackrose01 6
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Yes cuz having sex with your husband is slutty.

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wrigglezeus 0
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it's not really slutty if it's her husband. it would be slutty if she cheated I believe it's an fml

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jack185868 0

that's hilarious.

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doggie3 0

It's definstley not slutty if it was her husband. But, yes, FML.

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clayton18 0
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Agreed its not sluty. It is a little kinky. but thats always fun! People need to opene their minds a little more to sex. Next time get on the floor or in the chair or something.

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darkmis1 17
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rockstar44 0

Ur a buzz kill

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makynen86 9
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Who says you can only have sex at home? What if your on vacation. Is it banned at hotels? This is a fml not ydi

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