By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 16:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML
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Wow, I think my mom works with you...

Oh you're a smart one, aren't you? YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

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sorry, this isnt an FML. this is an MLIA.

this isnt an FML - this is HOT

Brilliant. Also were there cameras inside said office perhaps? Giggity giggity

Wonder what the cowerkers were thinking

Oh you're a smart one, aren't you? YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

I call fake

yeah I think this fml is a fake

YDI for bein a nasty bitch that's just gross Dx

or you deserved it.

Wow, I think my mom works with you...

It's a small world after all!

nice celebration!

This is an FML and a YDI.. you should be happy that you can always find a new job but not always have a happy marriage with a husband that brings you flowers on your anniversary.

Sounds like the makings of a new office scandal. Fun stuff.

Yes cuz having sex with your husband is slutty.

it's not really slutty if it's her husband. it would be slutty if she cheated I believe it's an fml

that's hilarious.

It's definstley not slutty if it was her husband. But, yes, FML.

Agreed its not sluty. It is a little kinky. but thats always fun! People need to opene their minds a little more to sex. Next time get on the floor or in the chair or something.

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Ur a buzz kill

Who says you can only have sex at home? What if your on vacation. Is it banned at hotels? This is a fml not ydi