FML : Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the...

Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 October 2009 16:32 / United States

Intimacy

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By D_R_A_M_A | 0

#610898 - Thursday 8 October 2009 23:34

Wow, I think my mom works with you...

By brinky09 | 0

#610856 - Thursday 8 October 2009 23:14

Oh you're a smart one, aren't you?

YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

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By untoldfame | 3

#610842 - Thursday 8 October 2009 23:10

sorry, this isnt an FML. this is an MLIA.

youaresofucked | 0

#613721 - Saturday 10 October 2009 19:53

this isnt an FML - this is HOT

bobmandude | 0

#995192 - Sunday 16 May 2010 5:51

Brilliant. Also were there cameras inside said office perhaps? Giggity giggity

soul_fml | 0

#1191132 - Thursday 5 August 2010 4:21

Wonder what the cowerkers were thinking

By brinky09 | 0

#610856 - Thursday 8 October 2009 23:14

Oh you're a smart one, aren't you?

YDI for not noticing the button jammed in your back.

kevick93 | 0

#864411 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:09

I call fake

JetLiFanFTW | 0

#973326 - Saturday 3 April 2010 1:47

what's ydi

omgiitsme03 | 0

#1082919 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:20

yeah I think this fml is a fake

VenomxD | 0

#1112272 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:59

YDI for bein a nasty bitch that's just gross Dx

luke1998 | 0

#2148778 - Friday 4 March 2011 7:30

you dumb idiot

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2171684 - Friday 11 March 2011 6:20

or you deserved it.

By D_R_A_M_A | 0

#610898 - Thursday 8 October 2009 23:34

Wow, I think my mom works with you...

powerslave117 | 0

#2342215 - Wednesday 13 April 2011 6:30

that's hot...

OutlawISaBEAST | 0

#3089459 - Friday 12 August 2011 1:52

It's a small world after all!

By arnold38 | 1

#610905 - Thursday 8 October 2009 23:37

nice celebration!

plum_lovin | 28

#5554714 - Thursday 27 June 2013 8:58

This is an FML and a YDI.. you should be happy that you can always find a new job but not always have a happy marriage with a husband that brings you flowers on your anniversary.

By Crunchy08 | 0

#610925 - Thursday 8 October 2009 23:46

Sounds like the makings of a new office scandal. Fun stuff.

By uchihasasuke | 0

#610965 - Friday 9 October 2009 0:10

wowww slutttty

blackrose01 | 6

#3055951 - Sunday 7 August 2011 6:32

Yes cuz having sex with your husband is slutty.

By wrigglezeus | 0

#610984 - Friday 9 October 2009 0:26

it's not really slutty if it's her husband. it would be slutty if she cheated

I believe it's an fml

By jack185868 | 0

#611015 - Friday 9 October 2009 0:45

that's hilarious.

By doggie3 | 0

#611020 - Friday 9 October 2009 0:47

It's definstley not slutty if it was her husband. But, yes, FML.

clayton18 | 0

#734175 - Thursday 24 December 2009 8:19

Agreed its not sluty. It is a little kinky. but thats always fun! People need to opene their minds a little more to sex. Next time get on the floor or in the chair or something.