By PJ. - 05/01/2010 14:06 - United States

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Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 505
You deserved it 35 132
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moronslayer 0

if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute

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CallMeHush 0

Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

35 4

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

PICS of the housekeeper or he/she/it does not exist.

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pooter_stink 0

To #5, just curious, what else can you do with a condom?

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teacher411 0

This is just sad. Why do care if your housekeeper knows if you're getting any or not? She was probably just grossed out having to pick that up.

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MetalCraze 11

Why the hell would anyone care what a housekeeper thinks? They clean strangers toilets for a living. You are a ******* loser go kill yourself

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Fminetoo 0

Yup, my ex girlfriend thought i was cheating on her when she found a three pack of condoms in my room. two were still in the box in the wrapper, one was on my rifle. She didnt believe me until i showed her. With a couple of tight rubberbands, it works equally well at keeping water out of the barrel too.

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Fminetoo 0

What the heck happend to the post above 32, and why am i under 23? Somethings getting weired here.

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ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

really ? Like what was you expectinq ? If I was your housekeeper and had to clean and I found tht I wud be disgusted ..... sorry but you needa stop complainen and go do sumthinq

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Mauskau 35

yeah, you should take your own advice and learn how to type and spell like a normal human being.

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cmccarthy05 0

like really? what was you expecting? when you type a comment like 50 cent on a website like this one, you will get attacked for your grammar. go out and buy a 30 dollar grammar book for ALL of us, so all of us, you including, dont have to deal with your stupid ass comments.

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crzyry 6

@35: While your grammar is better, I think you might want to invest in a word tense book and maybe a capitalization book before you talk trash on anyone else. Jmho

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cmccarthy05 0

capitalization on a ipod touch is overrated. hitting the little button on the side after every period? if i was on a computer id have much better capitalization. trust me.

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crzyry 6

Ah, I had an Ipod touch it use to drive me crazy. I can relate.

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cmccarthy05 0

I mean, i love the ipod, its just its so annoying to type on. As to your comment on word tense, i believe you were referring to the line "like really? what was you expecting?". That was a quote of the original persons comment, in an attempt to make them realize how stupid they sounded. If you arent commenting on that, maybe i do need to buy a word tense book(:

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crzyry 6

I knew that, I meant when you said "you including" instead of "you included" or "including you". My guess is you were texting too fast but it's no where near as bas as Mauskaus errors. lol

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cmccarthy05 0

I knew when i reread it it didn't sound 100% correct. lol. I agree.

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pachy78 0

OMG people... he is just trying to show how pathetic is is life! give him the credits!

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brittany1013 0

if I had a housekeeper I wouldn't feel bad about not having sex. be happy /:

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XFlyingxPiranhaX 0

15- Balloons, veggie protection, cat slippers...

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AlaskaRaven 0

what veggies are you protecting? cucumbers? carrots? bananas? I vote for cukes. bigger. but carrots are harder... hmmmm.

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namhowell 6

I'm a little tired of FMLs that complain about trying to make others think you have a life/love life. if you're not gonna do something about it then it means you're still ok with bow things are, so stop complaining. If you're not ok with it, then do something about it, and write some FMLs where most people can agree with. And a housekeeper, really? it's not like he or she will ever judge you or give you a hard time about anything.

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EricJ 3

She shouldn't have to touch a wrapper from your condoms. If you ever have to clean up after someone else, will you want to touch a condom wrapper at that time?

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