Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Donnie
🌶️ Spicy
Jailbird
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Whatcha do when they come for you?
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Oops
Anchorage, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Van
🌶️ Spicy
Work name
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
meegs
Canada
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
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dcg_957 0
Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner
ninjuh_wingman 29
Your parents must be so proud.
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Comments (223)
Adrianne_Yoo 4
Wow that just goes from bad to worst to ugly. O.o
Newzealeb 3
I feel sorry for your parents .
lebronesque73091 12
Sounds like my sister.
manveersangha 4
I heard prostitution is legal in Nevada,USA
sxdryv 14
Did you at least get a free *******?
Petunia888 13
Op doesn't have a penis. She's a girl.
urbanimpression 6
Wow you're stupid
slappinGoodtimes 0
Her phone number please
reedyii 1
At least you're gorgeous.....
Abdul888 16
I don't see why u replied! and you don't see the purpose why ppl write something about themselves, so should this website be closed!?
andyfreay 1
God Damn your sister sucks OP. I feel bad for ya. FYL for sure
RedPillSucks 33
sucking is in her job description.
Colonel_Lexi 18
She doesn't just suck. She blows, swallows, gargles, and spits!