Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Donnie
🌶️ Spicy
Jailbird
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Whatcha do when they come for you?
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Oops
Anchorage, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Van
🌶️ Spicy
Work name
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
meegs
Canada
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
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dcg_957 0
Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner
ninjuh_wingman 29
Your parents must be so proud.
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Comments (223)
matthewmattyB 0
Did she make any money?
4x4master 3
Sure you did buddy
TheRealBrianGrif 7
Get your tricks for free
milzank 0
ha what's the going rate since she's in a vehicle
Tmoney20 3
So did she put out or??????? Lol jk jk that really sucks in so so so many ways!
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Lol what?
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Lol what?
SlickWillyTFCF 5
You should punch her in the neck and use it as leverage for the rest of your life.
NEVERENUFF1 0
Hope she took care of you for getting her out lmao !
kalbrek009 20
A female pimp is called a "Madame", they've been called that since early saloon days in the old west. I knew of 2 madames in my old town & both of them turned their businesses over to their daughters who then became the new madames, & both mothers & their daughters got busted for their so-called "escort services". "Escort" now days is just mostly just fancy term for "secretly willing to be a prostitute", so OP could have been her sister's Madame, but let's hope not.