FML : Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Monday 20 June 2011 15:57 / United States

Intimacy

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By greg1234567890_fml | 2

#2724110 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:01

whose bush was it?

By green_eggs_and_h | 0

#2724141 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:03

At least you know your parents still love eachother.

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By greg1234567890_fml | 2

#2724110 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:01

whose bush was it?

bonnie_vb8 | 5

#2724129 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:02

haha nice

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2724131 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:03

Was it George Bush or Junior Bush?

gabstahhh | 8

#2724167 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:05

Sucks when your parents have more fun than you...hahaha b

bonnie_vb8 | 5

#2724217 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:07

^ so true, kinda makes you feel like shit

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2724223 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:08

Well that is an unfortunate turn of events.

Jimmyd0t | 0

#2724230 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:08

umm those parents are awesome and still in love kudos to them

Coon123 | 0

#2724233 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:08

12 judgin from your avatar, yours obviously have more than you

delaney4 | 0

#2724338 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:16

love ur pic! jus sayin haha

pertained | 12

#2724565 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:35

George's?

lendalynn | 5

#2724848 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:20

I have a feeling that the op is jelous that his parents gettin more action then he does...

Siji | 0

#2724921 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:33

Nice pic 61. Is that you, or from Google?

pertained | 12

#2725112 - Monday 20 June 2011 09:06

Thanks, man. But what if it's both?

AbuelaGrande | 0

#2725264 - Monday 20 June 2011 09:28

Pero que cosa mas Feo! no me gusta.

lulututu | 4

#2725417 - Monday 20 June 2011 09:56

I didn't know that's how you spelled ugly in spanish.

nyrangers1022 | 6

#2725492 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:10

least they tried spicing up there sex life

AbuelaGrande | 0

#2725494 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:10

Oh because that is not how you say it.

felah17 | 6

#2725548 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:21

Tsk,tsk....where's your grammar? The correct way to say it it's: "cosa mas fea"!!

TheJester12 | 13

#2725566 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:23

I would think after this point you would start to wonder in what horrible place you were conceived in. I'm thinkin' Arby's ;)

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#2725582 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:25

it was the moms bush, DUH!

scroojilicious | 0

#2725587 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:25

toally loving the assassins creed outfit/pic. made me smile =)

wintamint101 | 7

#2725684 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:45

wait that's not okay?

thrashdu2002 | 5

#2725839 - Monday 20 June 2011 11:13

hopefully your dad was hittin it good before they got arrested.

Naked_Communist | 0

#2727561 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 04:40

So they didn't shave?

fmylifeandursifi | 1

#2740429 - Thursday 23 June 2011 05:08

hey well at least you know they aren't going to get a divorce anytime soon :P

mahomie97 | 7

#2800469 - Friday 1 July 2011 09:29

*she didn't shave:)

By Coon123 | 0

#2724111 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:01

kinky

FlipInBrosky | 4

#2724326 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:15

They just wanted a little bit of privacy..obviously they couldn't do that while locked up

YacL | 15

#2724341 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:16

Every time there's an FML about sex, someone has to say "kinky".

aardvarkish | 15

#2724632 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:46

38, it was here before us. It will be here after.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2727080 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 03:15

ikr? it's like STFu we know it's a kinky FML. Sheesh

ReptarRAWR23 | 0

#2732749 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:11

NICE!

By YacL | 15

#2724123 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:02

Wait, it's not a good idea? Damn. *sarcasm*

abluekiwi | 0

#2724606 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:42

People don't like what you said because in truth, it IS a good idea. Oh snap.

8rabido8 | 11

#2724641 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:48

i dont like you

JOURNEYTHEBEAST | 0

#2724739 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:02

I have a question. do you comment on all of the recent fmls right as they are posted? because your always on the comment list

YacL | 15

#2724826 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:17

Who me? I have a lot of free time on my hands. I also have good timing.

meggieh815 | 0

#2725116 - Monday 20 June 2011 09:07

I'm so confused by this thread..

mk58 | 31

#2725554 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:21

Of course it's a good idea. I do it all the time. Not to mention in parks, shopping malls and even buses. It's exhilarating, really.

A13X33STJ | 0

#2728958 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 09:43

No it IS a good idea as long as you dont get caught!

DezzeyXNichole | 0

#2739834 - Thursday 23 June 2011 02:22

LMFAO , 153-- W.I.N . :3

heimerdinger | 0

#2763129 - Sunday 26 June 2011 04:12

your fat shut up.

By iamEricCartmen | 0

#2724135 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:03

Me and my friends, once hid behind a bush to spy on girls.

bonnie_vb8 | 5

#2724170 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:05

I'm sure every guy has done that at least once in their life.

Moota | 9

#2724190 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:06

That's not creepy at all... 'Sarcasm'

iamEricCartmen | 0

#2724214 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:07

No, but the other time, me and my friends wanted to steal something from the girls, because that thing could like, tell the future and it was so cool.

Moota | 9

#2724266 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:10

You do that...

nfc14 | 2

#2724324 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:15

Someone doesn't watch south park..

Lolpizza_fml | 0

#2724422 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:23

creeper

smurfsarwales | 9

#2724449 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:25

he'd freakin addicted. oh sox he doesn't watch it cus he is Eric :D

aprilita | 8

#2724519 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:31

um... stalker much?

iamyourmum | 1

#2724729 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:00

Lol serious? Didn't anyone tell you to get a life?

gabbygirll3 | 0

#2724797 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:11

its from southpark you dipshit.

parxxx | 0

#2725018 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:47

creepy asshole

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2725435 - Monday 20 June 2011 09:59

me and my friends hid behind a bush to shoot bb guns at people that walked by, haha

daisyloo | 7

#2725514 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:13

Creeper?

gmny | 1

#2726073 - Monday 20 June 2011 11:58

Eric how old are you? you write like middle school kid sheesh

By green_eggs_and_h | 0

#2724141 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:03

At least you know your parents still love eachother.

capilot | 10

#2724554 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:35

Yes, OP's parents truly rock.

sarcastic_life | 0

#2725338 - Monday 20 June 2011 09:46

yeah totally agree 

SmallTownCutie | 0

#2727836 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 05:40

I would have let them stay in jail. They can share the love with all of the other horny inmates.

By justanotherrando_fml | 2

#2724144 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:03

How embarrassing! Lol

mduffy08 | 8

#2724437 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:24

friends with benefits?

MrSassypants | 31

#2724479 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:28

44 no. Married people who still love each other.

mduffy08 | 8

#2724561 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:35

maybe they hate each other, but really like sex.

green_eggs_and_h | 0

#2724646 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:49

What if they both have a foot fetish? What if they like to play with shit? We could play the "what if" game all day.

MrSassypants | 31

#2724662 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:52

69 what if we couldn't play the "what if" game?

Siji | 0

#2724953 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:37

What if a fourth player joined the game and destroyed you all?!? >:)

iownyou777 | 0

#2725343 - Monday 20 June 2011 09:46

what if you all shut the hell up

Awsumuzzie | 12

#2725657 - Monday 20 June 2011 10:39

What if we start all these comments all over?

ZombieeeeUnicorn | 1

#2727064 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 03:10

chocolate.

gagaman_fml | 0

#2727295 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 03:54

pickles and pudding:)

By bonnie_vb8 | 5

#2724145 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:03

I didn't even know that was illegal!!

mduffy08 | 8

#2724465 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:26

I know right I do it all the time!!!

roger507 | 0

#2724488 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:28

lol!! i dint know it either :p

tigerlilypop | 7

#2724613 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:42

yeah no kidding..

Awsumuzzie | 12

#2724651 - Monday 20 June 2011 07:50

Do you see it done so often by strangers that you'd think otherwise?

the_easter_bunny | 1

#2724814 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:14

71 - Actually, yes, in my country it's very common to see that done in the park... in front of everyone, including the kids...

rattusrattus | 18

#2724818 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:15

It's not illegal if you don't get seen by unsuspecting passers-by.

greatwyt | 0

#2724905 - Monday 20 June 2011 08:30

lol in our country vagrants do it in public all the time. in the park. in front of kiddies even, of course for them getting thrown in jail is food and shelter for an evening