Whatcha do when they come for you?

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 895
You deserved it 4 383

Same thing different taste

Top comments

rawrkittehpwnage 0

sounds like you got yourself a keeper there.

You have a **** as a girlfriend, time to break up


Cooldown987 0

indecent exposure on my dick

Your in love with a striper, she poppin, she rollin, she rollin.

Did you reply to the first comment just to have yours at the top? Omg me too! Now what else should us attention ****** do? USE ALL CAPS LOCK? use horible gramer and speelings so teh grammr nazis will freek out? I feel so fulfilled! Everyone, LOOK AT MY COMMENT, LOOK AT IT! God people grow up.

says you #66 who is 16... I couldn't give a shit where my post is it's just as easy to click on the first one. as I couldn't give a shit about other peoples comments.

Oh & yes I am awesome for posting in the first comment!! pffft

Well our comments made you look and comment 66, yah I feel fulfilled. Now reply all the way in the bottom so people wouldn't think of you as an attention *****.

Haha all these comments are hilarious! Why read the FML when we have comments ;) all of you are amazing, well most of you. Haha Anyways Op I hope you left her ass there !!!

Wow YDI OP for dating a fugly tramp. We all know that decent looking girls don't get arrested for indecent exposure cause guys will pick them up before the police do.

sourgirl101 28

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are you shaking? It's me she's going to eat.(: Your name reminded me of this joke.

LightningLadyy 0

This FML reminds me of the joke "Pass out with your rack out!"

Sounds like a great girlfriend. Who cares what she shows to other people as long as you're the only one getting to touch while you look.

If I was him, I'd be very suspicious at why she was naked. This happened to with my ex; she was cheating at the time, and that's how I found out. Good luck, OP!

Hopefully she was adhering to the "look but don't touch" rule for those who witnessed her exposure.

Sad if that's further then she has ever gone with you.

mintcar 9

She was probably inebriated. Talk to her about it because there's nothing classy about indecent exposure.

so are you saying that it was okay because she was drunk?

No, she is hoping it was just the booze, otherwise something is seriously wrong. Either way, she doesn't sound very classy.

XxKyttixX 0

Haha that's the way to do it!

FYLDeep 25

Tell her that from now on when she goes out and exposes herself, that she better be doing a decent job of it.