Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Donnie
🌶️ Spicy
Jailbird
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Whatcha do when they come for you?
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Oops
Anchorage, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Van
🌶️ Spicy
Work name
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
meegs
Canada
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
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dcg_957 0
Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner
ninjuh_wingman 29
Your parents must be so proud.
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Comments (223)
writergirl23 19
When I read the first two parts I was like, "Yuck!!" and almost didn't read the third part lol ...
th3lawmak3r76 4
did you pick her up for a conjugal visit?
cactasaurus 7
Lovely ..
mms12x 0
At 1st im like yOURE SLEEPING WITH YOUR SISTER then im like oh from jail
SpicyDuck 22
Why? Her life is ******, it's also pretty humorous to those outside the family and it's not like FML tells the world who posted it..were you the sister?
TylerDirty 15
It was nice of you to pick her up from jail anyway.
Elfkid21 19
holy hell!... this is kinda creepy, your sister might be my stepsister.. Freaky.
sugarychristmas 1
How much?
Parisgirl34 12
Ouch
anthony99 14
Is your name Borat by any chance?