Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Donnie
🌶️ Spicy
Jailbird
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Whatcha do when they come for you?
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Oops
Anchorage, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Van
🌶️ Spicy
Work name
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
meegs
Canada
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Anonymous
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
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dcg_957 0
Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner
ninjuh_wingman 29
Your parents must be so proud.
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Boston_4_Life 3
How much did you have too pay?
earlw 6
Dud she give you a discount?
silencedistant 0
You are truly a wonderful person to pick her up from jail. I can only imagine that the ride home meant the world to her. I know it's frowned upon in North America, but prostitution is legal in many areas of the world and in some ways is a helpful service to the public. If it were legal there would probably be less rapes and overall sex crimes then there are in places where you can't legally hire a sex worker.
Gabrielle_2k14 0
That's gonna be an interesting story to tell 10 years from now.
jose1760 1
Does she give you a family discount!?!?
eviannastorm 4
Haha I totally think I know OP! I talked to someone who had the same thing happen...
rayofsunahine25 4
sibling of the year award
Niedermayer_20 12
That's absolutely great Lmfao
babyshaft408 8
Is she hot? How much
Gtaylorfication 0
Gotta make a living somehow I guess