Thief

By anonymous - 28/10/2014 03:40 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML
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Onyxdragon 9

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

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llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

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Onyxdragon 9

That's a new one, you get a gold sticker.

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Kyle1dc 17

it would be funny if the batteries were almost out and it died while in use...

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drunkmunkey 24

take from children to please yourself... sounds like a winner

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BubbleGrunge 18

Honestly, as someone who spent 8 years in childcare, nothing is more refreshing than a toy that no longer makes noise. Have you ever had to hear Elmo giggle for eight hours straight? I'd give you a gold star AND a glass of wine OP!

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Corey122726 17

Did You by chance borrow batteries from Buzz to use for your Woody?

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brook823 24

What will you tell the kids when there toy doesn't work?

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sayyestothedress 24

OP: the batteries are dead Child: but there isn't any batteries OP: THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD!!

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rocker_chick23 27

Battery gnomes stole the batteries?

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thisguy22 33

Kid: "my toy doesn't work!" Teach: "well mine sure does!" That's how I imagined that convo going anyways...

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llamarrama01 21

People who do things like that can go....**** themselves

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ShadowlessSpear 21

**** themselves with their grammar? Shit, I've been doing it wrong.

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IcEmAn81 8

Isn't tht the whole point of stealing the batteries... Lol

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volcanes_jovenes 6

And your icon goes perfectly with this comment. Dean knows what's up.

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ZY1431 24

well...gotta do what you have to I suppose.

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little_aliceee 17

How broke are you -_- You briefly destroyed a kid's happy moment to satisfy your lust!!

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sweetbliss3 37

I'd rather her take the batteries so there aren't crabby people in the workplace.

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garrett_8614 14

The kids probably won't even notice. Kids will play with anything!

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AloysiusWeasley 15

On the bright side, they did not satisfy their lust while destroying a kid's happy moment!

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music_is_life22 12

You make it sound like she's hiring a hooker

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volcanes_jovenes 6

You probably would have done the same thing if you were desperate enough.

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synnefrenia 8

Why? Having a functioning vibrator isn't a necessity in life, but nor is a working remote. They're just two different forms of entertainment, but one has a stigma associated with it...

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clemsi 20

@100 I agree with the stigma that's attached....T.v. rots your brain...so instead get your self nice and relaxed so you can enjoy the rest of the day that much more.

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ArbiterOfFML 24

You killed Kenny!

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Vivi99 12

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sarah5745 41

I'm assuming op doesn't have the money to do so

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snowflake_3325 7

Well... They have a job, so if they were that desperate I'm sure they could have scratched together ten bucks for batteries... Honestly this one is pretty pathetic

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False_Stupidity 41

Thus the statement that they've hit a new low point.

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