Dingus magnet

By Creepmagnet - 07/09/2023 08:00

Today, and every day I go out in public, I apparently have a sign on my back saying, “If you’re a creepy old man, please harass and stare at me.” The best part? No one my own age has ever spared me even a second look. FML
I agree, your life sucks 583
You deserved it 131

Same thing different taste

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Going by the current (online) climate and adding a dash or two of hyperbole? Creepy old dudes doesn't give a crap about being cancelled online so they stare as much as they want and can, while younger guys are so scared of losing their online clout they barely dare glance at a woman these days. You could always go up to the creepies and (loudly) ask if they need a bib for their drooling or if they've just escaped from their nursing home and need someone to call their caretaker.

Date creepy old men, then dudes your age will get jealous and notice you. In the meantime, the creepy dudes will buy you lots of cool shit and require minimal sex.

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Date creepy old men, then dudes your age will get jealous and notice you. In the meantime, the creepy dudes will buy you lots of cool shit and require minimal sex.

Going by the current (online) climate and adding a dash or two of hyperbole? Creepy old dudes doesn't give a crap about being cancelled online so they stare as much as they want and can, while younger guys are so scared of losing their online clout they barely dare glance at a woman these days. You could always go up to the creepies and (loudly) ask if they need a bib for their drooling or if they've just escaped from their nursing home and need someone to call their caretaker.

Stop wearing cardigans and glasses on a chain perhaps?

I was juuuust about to suggest that Creepmagnet changes her look.

It's interesting that you spend so much time monitoring creepy old men.